DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!

You could win a

pair of tickets to see

(Thursday, March 16, 2006)
Live on stage at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando!
(Click here for tickets and show details)

brought to you by WANZIE.com and

Entry deadline is Friday, March 10, 2006, at noon (ET).

In this edition of WANZIE's You Don't Know Smack, you will need to complete, as best you can, 3-separate parts of the Don't Make Me Laugh Contest. Part I tests your ability to recognize a comedy performer from a live audio clip. This requires that your computer has the ability to hear an audio (MP3) file. Part II tests your visual memory. We've cut out a small piece of the face of several comedy performers. You must provide either their full name or stage name. And finally, see if you can match up these expressions with the comedic performer who said it.

Remember, the contest entry deadline is Friday, March 10, 2006, at noon (ET). Winner will be notified that evening and will be announced the very same day here on WANZIE.com and in the March 10th edition of the WANZeGRAM.

Good Luck!

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In the spaces provided below, type in the answer that you believe is correct.
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PART I

Hey, have you heard this one?
Click on the play button to hear a short clip from a comedy performance.
(Requires browser-enabled MP3 player. Be sure to turn your audio on.)

A. Margaret Cho	B. Andy Kaufman	C. Steven Wright	D. Rita Rudner
E. Kathy Griffin	F. Eddie Murphy	G. Sinbad	H. Emo Phillips

 

PART II

Face the Comedy!
Click on the image to see a full-size of the performer! It will open in a new browser window.
Simply close it when you are done to return here.

A. Elayne Boosler	B. Sam Kinison	C. Judy Tenuta	D. Carrot Top
E. Ellen DeGeneres	F. Don Rickles	G. Brett Butler	H. Phyllis Diller

 

PART III

Funny They Should Say That!

A. "Take My Wife. Please!" Henny Youngman

B. "Oh Please. Can We Talk?" Joan Rivers

C. "I Don’t Get No Respect." Rodney Dangerfield

D. "That Really Pisses Me Off!" Rosanne Barr

E. "Hey Lady!" Jerry Lewis

F. "You Might Be a Redneck ..." Jeff Foxworthy

G. "And That’s the Truth." Lilly Tomlin

H. "Iz Not My Yob." Bill Dana as Jose Jimenez

I. "Mom Always Liked You Best." Tommy Smothers

J. "And Away We Go!" Jackie Gleason

OFFICIAL CONTEST RULES: Two winners will receive a pair of tickets to see Wanda Sykes at the Hard Rick Live in Orlando on Thursday, March 16, 2006. In the event of a tie, the winners will be determined by a random, blind draw, from the list of winning entries. Entry deadline is noon (ET), on Friday, March 10th. Winners will be notified on the evening on March 10th. Contest results will be posted online here at WANZIE.com, on Saturday, March 11th, as well as in the March 10th edition of the WANZeGRAM. One entry allowed per person, email address, IP address, etc. All additional entries are void and will be deleted. Contest is open to individuals from ANY geographical location. If the winner is not able to attend the event on March 16th, 2006, an alternative prize, a Cast Recording of WANZIE'S Living on the Edge, will be mailed to the specified address. Transportation is not provided as a part of the winning prize. Individuals associated with WANZIEandDOUG.com, WANZIE.com, their families and associates, are not eligible. Void where prohibited. Winners must be at least 18 years of age.

 

Congratulations to both Christine Michele and Kevin Stewart!