I THOUGHT THEY DIED:

HAIRY-LAND EXPERIENCE:

SUNDAY PIANO PARTY WITH KELLY RICHARDS:

Join in the fun with Pianist KELLY RICHARDS every Sunday from 1 PM - 4: 30 PM in the Footlight Lounge.


ST. PATRICK’S DAY PIANO PARTY AT PH:

NEW STUDIO 55/WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT PH:

WE NOW KNOW WHEN PIGS WILL FLY!

The Orlando Fringe show schedules have just been announced.  Mark your calendars now to ensure you schedule yourself to see the most anticipated show in the 2008 Festival:

See it at the 2008 Orlando Fringe Festival!


Performance Dates & Times:

Friday        May 16:     7:50 PM
Saturday     May 17:      9:50 PM
Sunday         May 18:  1:15 PM
Monday         May 19:  No Show
Tuesday     May 20:     8:30 PM
Wednesday    May 21:     11:30 PM
Thursday       May 22:     No Show
Friday        May 23:     No Show
Saturday     May 24:     2:10 PM
Sunday         May 25:     2:40 PM

All shows are in the ORANGE venue/Margeson Theater.

WHEN PIGS FLY is an exceptionally cheerful, militantly gay musical extravaganza with Phantasmagorical costumes, quirky production numbers and plenty of irreverent comedy. This year’s answer to the The Lion Queen!

LEMONADE with YOUR DOLL FACTORY or CABARET?:

ALL NEW! VarieTEASE: DOLL FACTORY to debut in the Footlight Theater on Wednesday, April 9th @ 9 PM.  Mr. Willy, Ben Huver and their assistant Chris McIntyre are featured as the demented doll makers with Tymisha, Lollie, babyBlue, Freklz (as you have never seen him before), Blade Mathews, Li’l Bit and newcomer Tabor AKA Kayla as the possessed dolls. Nick Gray is the unsuspecting buyer.

DOLL FACTORY is bought to you by the collaborative efforts of choreographer and visionary babyBlue with production design and visual elements from Chad Lewis of the Invisible Arts Project. The show has been developed with input from veteran cast members as well as with additional choreography by Tymisha, Lollie, Nick Gray & Mr. Willy.
 

The final performance of VarieTEASE NIGHTCLUBBING is this Saturday evening, March 22nd, at 8 PM. The price of the ticket includes complimentary admission to EROTICA! So come to the party early and enjoy two events for the price of one!

Then, Doug Ba’aser & Tommy Wooten will be setting up their LEMONADE stand on the Footlight Theater stage beginning, Saturday, March 29th at 8 PM. This infamous duo will reprise their delightful roles as two delusional would-be socialites whose lives haven’t quite turned out the way they had planned. For some inexplicable reason, the ladies have taken up selling lemonade on the side of a country road. To spice things up a bit, they spice things up a bit.

Last, but not least in our new Wanzie Presents Line-up, is the addition of the next artist to appear in the Parliament House Footlight Lounge Cabaret Series - ANDREA CANNY.

Andrea Canny, a Cincinnati native, has been performing professionally since 1985 and has traveled around the world, singing and dancing, on international tour & cruise ships as well as Tokyo Disney Sea & Tokyo Disneyland.

Andrea moved to Orlando in 1991 to open Beauty and the Beast Live on Stage, playing the part of Belle at what is now Disney/Hollywood Studios. 

Andrea also sang as Belle opposite Robby Benson on TV, in concert, and on the Oprah show with Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson.

Other Disney roles include Patty Mayonnaise in Doug Live, Flora in Hoop Dee Doo Revue, Director in Lights, Motors, Action, Laverne and Esmeralda in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Andrea has appeared in many fundraising concerts including both productions of Voices, as well as A Time to Listen, SerenAids and many other Cabarets benefiting the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Subscribers may recognize Andrea from such Orlando Fringe shows as Meat Street, Broad Strokes, and Theme Park Diva.  Presently Andrea is performing all three female roles at the Adventurers Club at Disney's Pleasure Island.

We at the WANZeGRAM invite you to come out and enjoy the many facets of the multi-talented Andrea Canny in her Parliament House debut:

NOTE: Tickets for WHEN PIGS FLY cannot be made available through the WANZIE.com Online Box Office. All Fringe festival tickets go on sale, online, through the Fringe Festival website beginning April 28th. Tickets will be available for in-person purchases at the Orlando Shakes beginning May 15th.

ONE TRULY HOT PARTY – THIS SATURDAY!

AUDITIONS: DYSFUNCTIONAL FABLES Excellent Adventure Productions of Orlando, Florida has announced plans to produce the world premiere of the new musical Dysfunctional Fables at the Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival, from May 15th through the 25th, 2008.  The production has book and lyrics by Sean Hartley and music by Sam Davis.  Mr. Hartley also wrote the book and lyrics for last season’s Fringe hit, Cupid and Psyche, which was also produced by Excellent Adventure Productions.   Auditions will take place on Sunday, March 30th from 5 PM to 7 PM and Monday, March 31st from 3 PM to 5 PM. Rehearsals will begin April 7th.   Auditions are by appointment only. To schedule an audition appointment, please send a head-shot and resume to ExcelntAdventure@aol.com or contact Excellent Adventure Productions at www.MySpace.com/ExcellentAdventure . Do you know about an event, audition, opportunity, or anything else that you believe subscribers should know about? Email WANZIE here and tell him about it.  There are no guarantees, but all will be considered! We reserve the right to edit all entry requests!

A NOTE FROM WANZIE!

I would simply like to reiterate those famous last words of Christ dying on the cross:

I'm WANZIE and that's all I wrote!