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A full complement of shows in every venue on
opening night, Thursday, May 20
Shows starting incrementally beginning at 6 PM,
through Midnight
For complete details and printable show
schedules, log on to
www.OrlandoFringe.org
Tickets go on sale TOMORROW, Saturday, May
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Dear WANZeGRAM Reader
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Happy day-before-May day.
Not the actual holiday known as May Day,
but rather the first day of May, which
just happens to be tomorrow.
Yes, it's true the holiday known as May
Day is also tomorrow, but that's not
about which we at the WANZeGRAM are
wishing you "happy."
We're just happy it's going to be the
first day of May; not that it's going to
be May Day.
May Day is too confusing to be
celebrated.
May Day is related to the Celtic
festival of Beltane, and the Germanic
festival of Walpurgis Night, whatever
the hell those things are.
May Day falls exactly half a year from
November 1, another cross quarter day
which is also associated with various
northern European pagan and neo-pagan
festivals, such as Samhain.
May Day marks the end of the
uncomfortable winter half of the year in
the Northern hemisphere, and it has
traditionally been an occasion for
popular and often raucous celebrations,
regardless of the locally prevalent
political or religious establishment.
(We like that part.)
And we don't see any harm in grabbing
onto a festive streamer and prancing
around a pole dressed like a fairy or
garden sprite, as people seem prone to
do on this occasion. (Although, to avoid
arousing suspicions amongst your
neighbors, we would caution you to do so
behind a privacy fence, or at your
neighborhood gay bar.)
Somehow or another, in other countries,
May Day has become the equivalent of
America's Labor Day, which we at the
WANZeGRAM don't understand at all. And
now for some reason May Day is catalyst
enough to spark annual political
demonstrations and mock
revolutions...and even riots.
We at the WANZeGRAM are not advocating
riots.
We're just happy to welcome May.
So, happy day-before-May day!
Enjoy your Gram.
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KNOW BEFORE YOU GO / Important
Fringe Show Notice
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Please be advised that John
Sullivan, Michael Wanzie, Monique
Byrnes, Kenny Howard, and Barry
Miller are no longer associated with
the Orlando Youth Alliance, and are
NOT presenting the show - LET'S MAKE
A BIG GAY DEAL - which this group
of concerned volunteers promoted at
Fringe Preview.
An OYA fundraising show is still
being presented at Fringe by others
involved with OYA, under the new
title - I ________ You. The schedule
for this new show will be the same
as is being advertised for LET'S
MAKE A BIG GAY DEAL.
While we at the WANZeGRAM have no
interest in dissuading you from
attending the new show, we feel an
obligation to make it perfectly
clear that whatever form the show
now takes, it will not include the
people - such as that shirtless hunk
of prize-presenting manhood, Chris
Galen - who appeared in and
presented the game show concept at
Fringe preview.
By way of explanation, we regret to
report that John Sullivan - the
person with the longest history with
Orlando Youth Alliance, and one of
the most involved mentors and event
organizers, who always put the best
interest of the youth ahead of his
own - was "fired" from his
volunteer position at OYA, out of
the blue, via a registered letter
from board President Michael
Slaymaker, just 3 days after Fringe
preview.
It was John Sullivan who first
involved OYA in the Fringe Festival
- not only raising significant funds
for the organization, but also
introducing the youth members
themselves to the Festival, and
theater in general. The two original
Fringe shows which John produced for
OYA over the past two years were not
only well attended, well reviewed,
and profitable, they also served to
inform and educate the general
public about OYA, and the plight of
gay youth in today's society.
Due to the Board of Directors going
in a direction with which John was
not necessarily comfortable, John
agreed to resign his OYA board
position, and act as the Theater
Liaison for the organization; a move
the board supported.
Long-time OYA supporter Barry
Miller, who has held OYA events in
his home, made financial
contributions to the organization,
and provided free meeting space to
the group at his Thornton Park
office complex, approached John
Sullivan with the idea for LET'S
MAKE A BIG GAY DEAL.
The Wanzie Presents team, (which in
addition to Miller included Wanzie,
Kenny Howard, and Monique Byrnes) in
association with John Sullivan as
the appointed representative/liaison
to OYA, went to work developing the
show.
Somewhere along the line, people on
the board of OYA became concerned
that this group of seasoned Fringe
veterans might not be on the ball.
Now remember, the group consisted of
John Sullivan - who produced two
previous shows at Fringe on behalf
of OYA, Monique Byrnes - a respected
actress and singer with proven
fundraising and managerial skills
who is also a past Fringe board
member, Barry Miller - who was a
transformative President of the
Board of Directors of Orlando
Fringe, Kenny Howard - who has a
long string of Fringe hits to his
credit, several of which have won
awards, and Wanzie - who has been
doing Fringe since year 2, and has
written and produced the most
financially successful and most
attended show in Fringe history (The
Lion Queen), also directed by
Howard. Suddenly, out of nowhere,
two individual board members sent
emails to Wanzie, Miller, and
Howard, lamenting the fact that they
had not seen a script, or a
rehearsal schedule, or a poster
design.
The production group hadn't realized
they needed to interface with the
board at all. The group informed the
board they would prefer the board
handle inquiries through John
Sullivan, as the group did not wish
to be answerable to multiple
contacts when there was a board
appointed liaison in place with whom
the group was working quite
effectively, and with whom the group
was well pleased. The group further
assured the board they knew how to
put up a good show in a timely
manner without board oversight
beyond that of the board appointed
liaison - John Sullivan. The group
expressed their disinterest in
becoming mired down in
organizational bureaucracy, or inner
workings issues of the organization.
Sullivan then sent the board a very
frank email expressing his dismay
that the board would contact the
creative team directly rather than
going through him.
The board then sent John Sullivan a
somewhat ridiculous certified letter
informing him that he should
immediately cease representing OYA,
and that he was "fired." They did
so without warning the creative team
that they were going to fire their
OYA liaison and co-producer.
Standing in solidarity with John
Sullivan, the creative team of
Wanzie, Miller, Howard, and Byrnes
pulled out of the project without
hesitation.
Not only did the group not wish to
present the show - on which Sullivan
had already worked so hard - without
him, the group had also become
increasingly concerned over recent
actions/or inaction on the part of
the OYA Board with regards to the
all important task of securing a
building for safe-haven meeting
space for the youth. This is a goal
that had been established and well
publicized by the board two years
ago. Since announcing that goal,
Wanzie, and specifically Susan Unger
of The Parliament House in
particular, began fundraising to
that end - and through various
events held at the PH, have raised
nearly ten thousand dollars
specifically earmarked for the OYA
building fund. It has since come to
the attention of the aforementioned
group, that the board had since
decided against securing its own
building any time in the near
future.
Thus, not only are John Sullivan,
Michael Wanzie, Monique Byrnes,
Kenny Howard, and Barry Miller not
presenting the show they prepared
for the Festival, they remain eager
to learn exactly what are the
intentions of the OYA board with
regards to the money already raised
for the building fund, and all
believe there needs to be an
immediate change of board members at
OYA.
The group maintains it was reckless,
unnecessary, and just plain rude to
have fired John Sullivan from an
organization he himself helped
establish, and to do so just weeks
before the fundraising show was to
open, and indeed, just weeks before
Sullivan's already planned
resignation from his post. The group
remains convinced that Sullivan's
firing was borne out of
vindictiveness with no regard to
what was in the best interest of the
youth supposedly being served. The
group collectively feels insulted by
the misplaced concerns by, and
sophomoric actions of, the board.
The group feels very strongly that a
new OYA board needs to be
established, and that John Sullivan
should be on that board.
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Florida Resident Special in
Effect for La Nuba
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Now through July 2, Florida
residents can experience the fantasy
world of
La Nouba
by Cirque du Soleil, at 30
percent off the regular price of
Category 2 seats.
To add to the impressive ranks of
the show's professional athletes,
dancers, vocalists, musicians, and
comedic performers, La Nouba
now has an amazing juggler, Anthony
Gatto. Time Magazine calls Gatto,
"simply the best juggler ever."
Gatto comes to La Nouba from
the tour of KOOZA by
Cirque du Soleil, and holds 11
world records in juggling. In his
act, Gatto juggles balls, hoops, and
clubs in unprecedented numbers, at
amazing speed, with seemingly
impossible accuracy.
Florida residents can purchase
tickets at 30% off the regular price
of Category 2 seats for shows now
through July 2. Discounted tickets
are $58.85 for adults, and $47.77
for children (ages 3 - 9). Tickets
are available by calling
(407)939-7328, or going in
person to the box office located at
the plaza level of the theater. For
discounted group reservations of 12
or more, call (866) 353-5625.

In Downtown Disney
Tuesdays through Saturdays at 6 PM &
9 PM
The theater is dark Sundays and
Mondays year 'round.
The show is on hiatus May 23 through
June 7, 2010.
(407)939-7328
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TONIGHT - Sing-A-Long SOUND OF MUSIC at
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The Orlando chapter of The Sisters of
Perpetual Indulgence will host a Sound of
Music Sing-a-Long at the AMC Multiplex
Cinema, located at Universal Citywalk, on
Friday, April 30th, and Saturday,
May 1.
If
you've never before attended an interactive
Sound of Music screening, we at the
WANZeGRAM are here to tell you it's a hoot.
The lyrics to every song roll across the
screen in subtitle fashion, and the entire
audience sings along to each and every
Rogers and Hamerstein song in the film.
Basically, this is Rich Charron's idea of
hell; Kenny Howard's heaven on earth.
During the non-musical portions of the film,
audience members are allowed (at some
screenings, even encouraged) to talk during
the film. Not to one another, or in
conversation, but rather to share aloud your
color commentary, should you choose to
provide one from time to time. In other
words, if you have a snarky remark to make
about something "happening" on the screen,
you are not meant to keep it to yourself.
Shout it out, Louise! This often becomes a
one-up-manship contest of wits that can
prove quite entertaining. To further the
Rocky Horror Picture Show-esque feel of the
proceedings, the Orlando Sisters will be
handing out Audience Participation Kits
(included in the $12 admission price), and
attendees will be prompted as to the when
and the how of it all.
Attendees
are encouraged to dress up in costumes, such
as nuns, Von Trap Family Singers, or "brown
paper packages," and other creative things
from the movie. Prizes will be awarded for
the best costumes.
100 percent of the profits from this
screening will benefit the good works of the
recently sanctified Orlando Chapter of this
most benevolent Order of cross-dressing
nuns.
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Broadway In the Park Event
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Icy cold temps caused this popular event to
be canceled a few weeks back. But
BROADWAY UNDER THE STARS has been
rescheduled, as promised.
Bring a blanket or a lawn chair, and food if
you like, to one of the nicest best kept
secret parks in Orlando, and join Hostess
MISS SAMMY for an evening of live
singing under the stars - All Broadway!
Carol Lee will be making an early appearance
before trotting cross town to appear in
GUEST SERVICES at the Footlight Theatre.
The lovely Rebecca Fisher and many
other fine performers will be lending their
voices to this outdoor concert sponsored, in
part, by Orange County Mayoral Candidate -
Commissioner Linda Stewart.
And best of all - It's FREE!
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Put on your best polyester and come join
your friends at Stonewall for the best
70's party of the year!
Be prepared to
journey back to some of the best Disco & Ol'
School Tracks of all time for the first in a
series of Themed Spin Saturday
Events at Stonewall.
Lacie B. Rowning (aka DJ MY D YD, Bruce)
will be playing all the best tracks for your
Disco Pleasure. There will be a show
starting promptly at 11 PM featuring Lacie
and performances by other local talents .
You will not want to miss it.
Saturday, May 1
9 PM till closing
Stonewall Neighborhood Bar
741 W. Church Street
Orlando, 32805
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Now on Sale in our Box Office
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A Fundraising Reading
of an all new John Ryan Comedy headed
for NYC.
A sweet & saucy little tale of self
discovery and trying to create family in
the gay subculture of 1960's Greenwich
Village and Fire
Island.
Starring ELIZABETH MURFF, JOHN
RYAN, JANINE KLEIN, RICH CHARRON, EDDIE
COOPER, WANZIE, DOUG
BA'ASER and others!

Saturday, May 1,
2010 at 8 PM
Footlight Theatre
Admission by donation.
$5 is the suggested minimum donation
for
at-the-door general admission seating.
If you would like to select your
seat in advance,
you may do so online for a donation of $10.
Proceeds will be split between The Paul
Wegman Scholarship Fund and the New
York-bound production.
All New Evening of Comedy
2 SHOWS ONLY
The perfect show for anyone who has ever
worked in customer service, or has
encountered those who do
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We've Got Mail!
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We at the
WANZeGRAM are always just as pleased as
punch to receive, post, and answer our
mail in this public forum. But it takes
two to play! Send your email to WANZIE!
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Short Takes:
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Sent in by Mike Dorman:
"If a kid asks where rain
comes from, I think a cute
thing to tell him is 'God is
crying.' And if he asks why
God is crying, another cute
thing to tell him is
'probably because of
something you did.'"
- Jack Handey,
Deep Thoughts/SNL
"Believing is easier than
thinking. Hence, so many
more believers than
thinkers."
- Bruce Clavert
"Gentlemen, I wash my hands
of this weirdness."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
from the movie Pirates of
the Caribbean
Submit YOUR Short Take directly to WANZIE at
michael@wanzie.com.Be sure to type "Short
Take" in the subject line. Short Takes
submissions must be received no later than
midnight on each Tuesday, for inclusion in
the following Friday GRAM. A strict limit
of 30 words maximum is imposed. You must
provide your first and last name, which will
be printed following your submission. Your
name will not figure into your word count.
All postings will be at the sole discretion
of the management team at the lovely
WANZIE.com World Headquarters, with offices
inconveniently located in Melbourne, and
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Submit YOUR TWO CENTS: My Two Cents
submissions must be received no later
than midnight on each Monday for
possible inclusion in the next Friday
GRAM. A strict limit of 350 words will
be imposed. Please submit your column
directly to WANZIE at michael@wanzie.com
and kindly type "My Two Cents" in the
subject line.
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Fundraiser for Jenn
Kunsch and Rick Claggett at SIP
As most of you probably know,
our good friends Jen Kunsch and
Rick Claggett lost their home
with everything in it last night
when a tree literally split it
in half. This Friday, SIP will
be hosting a fundraiser to help
Rick and Jen replace some of
what they lost. Join us in
supporting our friends in their
time of need. Cash donations,
gift certificates and checks
will be greatly appreciated. As
all of you who know Rick are
aware, he has supported numerous
fund raisers and benefits over
the years with Kunsch at his
side. Let's help our friends out
this Friday!!!
Friday, April 30, 2010 at
7:00pm
724 Virginia Drive, Orlando
ART - Funky but Posh
Funraiser: CHAIRS 4 CHARITY
More than 50 artists and
celebrities are designing
one-of-a-kind artchairs to be
auctioned off to benefit The Mustard
Seed of Central Florida. In addition
to the live and silent auction of
the art chairs and displays of
original art work by the
participating artists, Chairs 4
Charity will offer gourmet food
stations, complimentary wine and
beer, games, entertainment, fabulous
raffles, and more.
CHAIRS FOR CHARITY
Sunday, May 16, 2010
1 PM
Crowne Plaza Hotel Downtown
Orlando
304 West Colonial Drive,
Orlando, FL 32801
Orlando, FL 32801
Tickets: $75
www.MustardSeedFla.org

AUDITIONS - [title of show]
On Monday, May 10th, Wanzie
Presents will hold open auditions for all
roles in an Orlando production of the Jeff
Bowen/Hunter Bell musical [title of show].
Formal rehearsals will not begin until late
August, but casting must take place prior to
the director leaving for a summer gig in
NYC.
Kenny Howard will direct.
John B. deHass will musical
direct. Michael Wanzie will
produce and choreograph.
The show will play Saturday nights only
(7:30 Curtain) beginning October 2, for four
consecutive weeks, with a Monday Industry
Night performance on October 18th.
Casting two males and two females. Age range
25 - 35.
Paid positions. Non-Equity.
Those auditioning are asked to prepare a one
minute comedic monologue, and to arrive
prepared to sing to YOUR piano sheet music
in the proper key. Select 16 Bars - marked,
please. ABSOLUTELY NO TRACKS. Accompanist
provided. Headshot and resume' requested.
[title of show]
Auditions
Monday, May 10, 2010
Footlight Theatre at the Parliament House
Resort
No appointments
Sign-in beginning at 6 PM
Final sign-in accepted at 8:30 PM
Auditions begin at 6:30 PM
Candidates will be seen in the order
signed-in

THEATER -
Lend Me A Tenor
Theatre Downtown
production of the Tony Award-winning Ken
Ludwig comedy under the direction of
Frank Hilgenberg. Set in 1934, this
farce revolves around renowned tenor
Tito Merelli, who is scheduled to sing
the lead in Otello at a gala fundraiser.
Unfortunately, even before the star
leaves his hotel room, everything begins
to unravel. Chaos ensues when Merelli's
wife, who has mistaken an
autograph-seeker hidden in his closet
for a secret lover, leaves him a "Dear
John" letter. The distraught Merelli,
accidentally over-medicated on
tranquilizers, passes out. The company's
General Manager is determined the show
must go on (for his own financial sake),
and asks his assistant Max to
impersonate the opera star. Max puts on
the blackface makeup required for the
role of Otello, and his disguise
succeeds admirably--until Merelli, also
in blackface, wakes up and heads for the
stage. What follows is a chain-reaction
of mistaken identity, plot twists,
double entendres, innuendoes, and
constant entrances and exits through
many doors. The cast includes Mike
Kendrick, Victora Burns, Sarah
Benz-Phillips, Jackie Prutsman, Larry
Stallings, Adam DelMedico, Will Barbara,
and Cira Larken.
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END ME A TENOR
April 23 - May 16
Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays at 8 PM
Sunday Matinees April 25 & May 16 at
2:30 PM
THEATRE DOWNTOWN
2113 North Orange Avenue
Orlando, FL 32804
Tickets $18/$15 Seniors & Students
407.841.0083
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Coming Attractions: |
Upcoming events which are not
listed elsewhere in this edition
of your WANZeGRAM. Please note
that only opening dates are
indicated. Some events may have
extended runs. Please check with
the venue for additional
information.
A
comprehensive listing of most
performance venues in Central
Florida, including web links and
phone numbers for ticketing, may be
accessed if you simply
CLICK HERE
TONIGHT
April 30 Classic Albums
Live - Pink Floyd's THE WALL
- Hard Rock Live!
May 8 Black Light Party UNDER
THE BIG TOP - PH
May 8 Orlando Philharmonic
Presents MY FAIR LADY - Carr PAC
May 15 NINA FLOWERS - PH
May 15 STAR WARS IN CONCERT -
Amway Arena
May 18 SPRING AWAKENING -
Broadway at Carr PAC
May 20 ORLANDO
INTERNATIONAL FRINGE
FESTIVAL - Orlando Shakes /
Orlando Rep / Loch Haven
Park
June 3 PI at PH (Gay Day
Kick Off Party w/ Pleasure
Island DJ/Bartenders - PH
June 4 DEBORAH GIBSON Gay
Day Concert/Party - PH
June 4 JOAN RIVERS Gay Day
Comedy Event - Hard Rock
Live!
June 5 GAY DAY in The Magic
Kingdom - WDW
June 5 STRATOSHERE PARTY -
Gay Day evening/Universal
Orlando
June 5 TAYLOR DAYNE Gay
Day Concert/Party - PH
June 6 American Idol's
BLAKE LEWIS & FRENCHIE DAVIS
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Now Playing: |
Ongoing
attractions currently being
presented which are not featured
elsewhere in this edition of your
WANZeGRAM
Through May 2:
XANADU!
Broadway at Carr PAC
Through May 16:
OUT OF THIS WORLD -
Extraordinary Costumes From Film
& TV
Orange County Regional History
Center
Through May 16:
FILMING IN PARADISE - Florida's
Rich Cinematic History
Orange County Regional History
Center
Through May 16:
FLOWER & GARDEN FESTIVAL
Epcot
Through July 18:
TRANSCENDINGVISION: AMERICAN
IMPRESSIONISM 1870-1940Orlando
Museum of Art
Fridays 10PM
- MAMA'S COMEDY SHOW - Sleuth's
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Performing Arts Reservation Links & Numbers: |
Our
companion website -
WANZIE.com -
is pleased to host a permanent
listing of Central Florida
theatrical & concert venues, as
well as most area performing
arts companies, with phone
numbers and web links for
ticketing and reservations. If
you are interested in any event
listed in the sections directly
above, you may quickly access
venue/ticketing information when
you
CLICK HERE.
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A Note From Wanzie:
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Rick (man magnet) Claggett -
Watermark business manager,
activist, friend, major homo, and
WANZeGRAM subscriber - along with
his longtime friend and roommate -
Jen (always there when you
need her) Kunsch - suddenly find
themselves homeless. Seems the house
near Downtown Orlando they were
renting together was completely
destroyed during Monday night's
thunderstorm. A large tree fell on
the home, literally slicing it in
two. Rick and Jen did not have
renter's insurance, and just about
all of their possessions were
ruined. What items didn't get
damaged by falling debris were
subsequently ruined by the
continuing deluge of water that
rained in everywhere.

Jen was able to quickly save a few
small electronics before being
officially banished from the
property, but other than that she
and Rick pretty much lost
everything. The house was condemned,
so they are each now couch surfing
at separate places with friends for
the time being. It is their
intention to continue living
together in a new place, but
obviously they are going to need a
little assistance to get to the
point where they can even consider
setting up a new household
completely from scratch.
So I hope those of you who know
these fine folks personally will
join me at SIP this afternoon, and
give what you can.
If you can't make it to SIP
today but would like to help out,
Rich Charron has created a page on
our website where you may donate
using your credit card, debit card,
e-check, or paypal transfer.
Even if you don't know these kids,
consider lending a hand for Kharma's
sake. This was simply a random act
of nature with a devastating result,
the victims of which could have just
as easily been any one of us. So
whether you are a subscriber here in
Orlando, or one of our many
subscribers up north in the
tri-state area, or in L.A, if you
are able to spare even just $10,
please log on to
www.wanzie.com, and do so now.
If you have a roof over your head
tonight, please make a donation.
We will report the results of this
on line fundraising drive in next
week's gram, and we will put your
name on a card to Rick and Jen when
we present them with a check to help
them re-establish their home.
Thank you for your consideration.
By the way, SIP is located in
Orlando at 724 Virginia Drive,
in between Mills Avenue and Orange
Avenue. It is in a little
neighborhood curbside strip center
on the south side of the street.
Click Here To Donate
[Editor's
note: At the time I put the
WANZeGRAM to bed for Friday
morning delivery the donation
page was not yet available. I am
sure the link will be available
on wanzie.com sometime Friday.
Please check back!]
If you are a practicing Catholic,
please consider taking the money you
would normally put in the Sunday
collection plate, and instead, give
it to Rick and Jen. I give you my
personal assurance not one cent of
the money you give will be used to
pay for covering up crimes, and I
further assure you that neither Rick
nor Jen will molest an Alter Boy.
I'm WANZIE and
That's All I Wrote!
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me
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Winner for Favorite
Local Spiritual Leader
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