A
Theme Park
Orlando Shakes Box Office
Front Desk at the
Parliament House Resort
A Suicide
Prevention Hot Line
Q. What do
all of the above
have in common?
A. They are all part of - A
Comedy Exposé
Starring
CAROL LEE DOUG BA 'ASER
DOUG FISH WANZIE
Opens Tomorrow Night
Saturday, May 8
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Ticket
purchase includes complimentary
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Gram is coming out early
this week. We finished
it ahead is deadline,
and thought it might
help you plan your
weekend if it went out a
little early. ALSO
please note the deadline
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"Hello, you've reached We Care - Crisis
Intervention Line, this is Wanzie
speaking."
Can you imagine?
Well, you don't have to.
Our own WANZIE will be acting as crisis
line operator for a suicide intervention
service in tomorrow night's opening
performance of GUEST SERVICES
at the Footlight Theatre.
The show that is being billed as "A
Comedy Expose'" will also feature
Doug Ba'aser as box
office operator at a well known local
theatre, Doug Fish as
Ernestine Tomlin working as a temp at
the Parliament House front desk
(including new material), and
Carol Lee as a Guest Relations
hostess at a major theme park.
There are laughs a plenty and plenty of
surprises in store. You must experience
Wanzie Presents' GUEST SERVICES!
The show for anyone who's ever worked in
a guest service position, or has ever
encountered a guest services issue.
We hope to see many subscribers at the
opening night performance.
In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this;
your WANZeGRAM for Friday, May 7th, in
the year of our lord, two thousand and
ten.
Peace
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The World According to Wanzie |
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Broadway In the Park Event
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Icy cold temps caused this popular event to
be canceled a few weeks back. But
BROADWAY UNDER THE STARS has been
rescheduled, as promised.
Bring a blanket or a lawn chair, and food if
you like, to one of the nicest best kept
secret parks in Orlando, and join Hostess
MISS SAMMY for an evening of live
singing under the stars - All Broadway!
Carol Lee will be making an early appearance
before trotting cross town to appear in
GUEST SERVICES at the Footlight Theatre.
The lovely Rebecca Fisher and many
other fine performers will be lending their
voices to this outdoor concert sponsored, in
part, by Orange County Mayoral Candidate -
Commissioner Linda Stewart.
And best of all - It's FREE!
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LEE, Oh My!
With a Little FISH Thrown in
for Good Measure
OPENS TOMORROW NIGHT
2 SHOWS ONLY
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FOR THIS HILARIOUS EVENT
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We've Got Mail!
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Michael,
Thank you, thank
you, thank you for writing the article
about the OYA Fringe situation in your
latest WANZeGRAM.
As the only OYA board member who stepped
down upon the OYA Board's requested
resignation of John, I am so glad that
John is receiving the appreciation and
credit he deserves for all he has done
for OYA. I met John, still in high
school, at OYA (which was then called
GALIXY). It was my first time going to
group (and meeting gay people, believe
it or not), and it was his night at
group to volunteer as a facilitator.
John came at a
time in my life when my religious
upbringing made me not just afraid and
ashamed of my homosexuality, but feeling
very alone and unwanted. Over the past
decade that I have known John, he became
more than just a friend and mentor; he
became an important part of my chosen
family. He is, and always will be. the
older brother that I never had.
When John asked me to join the board of
OYA, I really felt this was my chance to
give back to the group that gave and
taught me so much. Sadly, as you know,
the events that transpired then and now
showed me that the adults involved now
have very little interest in the
well-being and growth of the youth, but
rather in collection of donations and
"pats on the back" for themselves. When
John was asked to resign from the Board
of Directors, there was absolutely no
question in my mind - any board that
would belittle the value and experience
of a person like John (regardless of any
disagreements that may occur - which
SHOULD happen on a board) CERTAINLY
would not value my knowledge or
opinion. Our community is so lucky to
have people like
John Sullivan,
who not only stand up for what is right
and good, but are the first ones to put
time and energy into getting the job
done. We need more John Sullivans. We
need fewer people hiding behind boards
and registered letters -pretending to
put their resources to work for the
betterment of our community.
Chris
Yakubchik
Dear Chris,
Thank you so much for taking to time
to share your first-hand knowledge
of John Sullivan's dedication and
effectiveness with regards to OYA,
and specifically to you, as an
individual.
I am very pleased to share your
letter with our subscribers.
I hope you will consider serving on
the board of a newly invigorated OYA.
The board obviously needs people
like you.
Best,
WANZIE
Wanzie,
Re: Jen & Rick
You had me ready to donate to these two,
who I don't know, but your last tirade
about the church was, as usual, in
bad taste,
and the last straw. You still haven't
learned when you go too far.
Shame on
you.
Sent in by someone who chose not
to sign their name
Dear No Name,
Shame on me?
I'm simply a messenger. I didn't go
too far. I didn't go far enough. I
didn't write what I wrote about the
Church for the hell of it. And I
didn't write one word that isn't
factual. I wrote what I sincerely
feel as a result of very real and
serious infractions and breeches of
faith perpetrated by the church. I
am outraged by the Catholic Church.
Shame on me?
Shame on the priests who molested
the children. Shame on the church
that systematically protected these
villains. Shame on the Pope who knew
all along and directed the
American Catholic Bishops to do all
they could to keep these sinful
violations of humanity a secret
until the statute of limitations ran
out; because that's what REALLY
happened.
Shame on me?
If speaking and writing the truth,
regardless of how unpleasant it may
be, is going "too far," then I hope
to never "learn" to behave
differently. If calling attention
to horrible abuses of power and
office is in "bad taste," then I
hope never to simply behave in a
manner persons such as yourself deem
to be in good taste. And may I ask
you - just how injurious does the
Catholic Church have to
become...exactly how many crimes
does this institution need be party
to, before you decide the Church has
played "the last straw?"
Shame on ME?
Shame on YOU for not sharing my
outrage!
And shame on you for allowing
something I wrote to provide you an
excuse for not helping out two
completely unrelated people in need.
How very Christian of you.
Sincerely,
Michael Wanzie
Two time WAVE Award Winner -
"ORLANDO'S FAVORITE SPIRITUAL
LEADER"
We at the
WANZeGRAM are always just as pleased as
punch to receive, post, and answer our
mail in this public forum. But it takes
two to play! Send your email to WANZIE!
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"Many psychologists and
psychiatrists have shown that there
is no link between celibacy and
pedophilia, but many others have
shown, I have recently been told,
that there IS a relationship between
homosexuality and pedophilia."
- Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone,
Vatican Secretary of State
"Liar, liar, vestments on fire."
- Wanzie
"A gracious good afternoon. Have I
reached the party to whom I am
speaking?"
- Ernestine Tomlin
Regarding HIV/AIDS: During his 2009
visit to
Cameroon, a country with an HIV
prevalence rate of over 5%: "You
can't resolve it with the
distribution of condoms. On the
contrary, it increases the problem."
- Pope Benedict XVI
"Benedict XVI is either purposefully
ignorant, or is just a flat out
liar. Neither is acceptable in a
Pope."
- Wanzie
In direct reaction to the Pope's
reckless and dangerous assertion that
the distribution of condoms as a
deterrent to the spread of HIV/AIDS
"increases the problem," the following
statements were immediately issued:
"His [Pope Benedict XVI] statements
could undo years of prevention and
awareness, and endanger many lives."
- Ministry of Heath, Belgium
"The Pope's remarks denouncing condom
use endanger public health policies and
the imperative to protect human life,"
- French Ministry of Health
"It is extremely harmful and very
serious that this Pope is forbidding
people from protecting themselves...The
Pope is out of touch with reality."
- Development Ministry, The
Netherlands
"Condoms are a necessary element in
prevention policies, and an efficient
barrier against the virus."
- Heath Ministry, Spain
"Condoms play a crucial role in fighting
HIV...Condoms save lives." -Joint
statement issued by
- The German Health Development
Ministers
We at the WANZeGRAM could provide dozens
more Short Takes from as many different
countries rebuking the Pope for his
stance against condom use. Curiously,
the United States' Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention, and the Surgeon
General of The United States of America,
were deafeningly silent in deference to
this misguided Pope's continued campaign
of misinformation regarding Condoms and
HIV.
Submit YOUR Short Take directly to
WANZIE at michael@wanzie.com.Be sure to
type "Short Take" in the subject line.
Short Takes submissions must be received
no later than midnight on each Tuesday,
for inclusion in the following Friday
GRAM.
A strict limit of 30 words maximum is
imposed. You must provide your first and
last name, which will be printed following
your submission. Your name will not figure
into your word count. All postings will be
at the sole discretion of the management
team at the lovely WANZIE.com World
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The Catholic Church and Condoms
By Jon O'Brien
The institutional [Catholic] church
continually lobbies governments to
exclude condom promotion from
development aid, and the impact of the
Vatican's stance on condom use is far
reaching and perilous. In many
countries outside Europe and North
America the Catholic Church's teachings
can profoundly influence people's
behavior, even if following those
teachings endangers their health. Ghana,
which demonstrates the most support for
the Vatican's position, has the highest
HIV rate of all the countries
surveyed...but efforts have not been
limited to the global South.
In 2008, the U.S. Conference of Catholic
Bishops successfully used its lobbying
power on Capitol Hill to remove family
planning from the President's Emergency
Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR).
Provisions in the final PEPFAR bill not
only allow faith-based groups to abstain
from distributing condoms, but also to
refrain from providing referrals to
agencies that do. Catholic Relief
Services is one of the top recipients of
PEPFAR funding: $103 million in 2007.
Through its far-reaching programs, the
Catholic Church has been able to impose
its myopic anti-condom stance on those
countries most affected by the HIV
epidemic.
In order to stem the national and
international impact of the church's
teaching on condoms, Catholics for
Choice's Condoms4Life campaign
provides a vocal counterpoint to the
Vatican's stance on condom use. Using
the core message
"Good
Catholics Use Condoms"
the campaign supports Catholics and
non-Catholics in using and promoting the
use of these lifesaving and
life-affirming devices, and calls on the
hierarchy to join others in the active
prevention of the spread of HIV
throughout the world.
The Catholic hierarchy proclaims its
opposition to condom use in the name of
the "pro-life" cause. Pope Benedict and
the Catholic hierarchy are unable,
however, or perhaps unwilling, to
acknowledge that condom use is pro-life.
From the World Health Organization to
the United Nations, experts agree that
condom use goes a long way to reducing
the transmission of HIV. Not only the
experts, but Catholics around the world,
agree that condom use as a means to
combat HIV is, indeed, pro-life.
Jon O'Brien is the President of
Catholics for Choice.
Submit YOUR TWO CENTS: My Two Cents
submissions must be received no later
than midnight on each Monday for
possible inclusion in the next Friday
GRAM. A strict limit of 350 words will
be imposed. Please submit your column
directly to WANZIE at michael@wanzie.com
and kindly type "My Two Cents" in the
subject line.
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THEATRE - Spring Awakening
Florida Theatrical Association/Broadway
Across America presentation of
Broadway's most talked about new
musical, which is the biggest Tony®
Award Winner in years. SPRING
AWAKENING is the groundbreaking
fusion of morality, sexuality, and rock
& roll that has awakened Broadway like
no other musical in years.
Winner of 8 Tony® Awards
including BEST MUSICAL, SPRING
AWAKENING celebrates the
unforgettable journey from youth to
adulthood with a power, a poignancy, and
a passion you will never forget.
"HAUNTING AND ELECTRIFYING! This brave
new musical has a shivery sensual allure
unmatched by anything in the theatre
right now." - Charles Isherwood,
The New York Times
"A GROUNDBREAKING JOLT OF GENIUS!"
- Clive Barnes, NY Post
MAY 18 - MAY 23
Tuesday through Thursday at 8
PM
Saturday, May 22 at 2 pm & 8 PM
Sunday, May 23 at 1 pm & 6:30 PM
Carr Performing Arts Centre
401 West Livingston Street
Orlando, FL 32801
ART - Funky but Posh Funraiser: CHAIRS 4
CHARITY
More than 50 artists and
celebrities are designing one-of-a-kind
artchairs to be auctioned off to benefit
The Mustard Seed of Central Florida. In
addition to the live and silent auction
of the art chairs and displays of
original art work by the participating
artists, Chairs 4 Charity will offer
gourmet food stations, complimentary
wine and beer, games, entertainment,
fabulous raffles, and more.
CHAIRS FOR CHARITY
Sunday, May 16, 2010
1 PM
Crowne Plaza Hotel Downtown
Orlando
304 West Colonial Drive,
Orlando, FL 32801
Orlando, FL 32801
Tickets: $75
www.MustardSeedFla.org

AUDITIONS - [title of show]
On Monday, May 10th, Wanzie
Presents will hold open auditions for
all roles in an Orlando production of
the Jeff Bowen/Hunter Bell musical
[title of show]. Formal rehearsals
will not begin until late August, but
casting must take place prior to the
director leaving for a summer gig in
NYC.
Kenny Howard will
direct. John B. deHass
will musical direct. Michael
Wanzie will produce and
choreograph.
The show will play Saturday nights only
(7:30 Curtain) beginning October 2, for
four consecutive weeks, with a Monday
Industry Night performance on October 18th.
Casting two males and two females. Age
range 25 - 35.
Paid positions. Non-Equity.
Those auditioning are asked to prepare a
one minute comedic monologue, and to
arrive prepared to sing to YOUR piano
sheet music in the proper key. Select 16
Bars - marked, please. ABSOLUTELY NO
TRACKS. Accompanist provided. Headshot
and resume' requested.
[title of show]
Auditions
Monday, May 10, 2010
Footlight Theatre at the Parliament
House Resort
No appointments
Sign-in beginning at 6 PM
Final sign-in accepted at 8:30 PM
Auditions begin at 6:30 PM
Candidates will be seen in the order
signed-in

THEATER - Lend Me A Tenor
Theatre
Downtown production of the Tony
Award-winning Ken Ludwig comedy
under the direction of Frank
Hilgenberg. Set in 1934, this
farce revolves around renowned
tenor Tito Merelli, who is
scheduled to sing the lead in
Otello at a gala fundraiser.
Unfortunately, even before the
star leaves his hotel room,
everything begins to unravel.
Chaos ensues when Merelli's
wife, who has mistaken an
autograph-seeker hidden in his
closet for a secret lover,
leaves him a "Dear John" letter.
The distraught Merelli,
accidentally over-medicated on
tranquilizers, passes out. The
company's General Manager is
determined the show must go on
(for his own financial sake),
and asks his assistant Max to
impersonate the opera star. Max
puts on the blackface makeup
required for the role of Otello,
and his disguise succeeds
admirably--until Merelli, also
in blackface, wakes up and heads
for the stage. What follows is a
chain-reaction of mistaken
identity, plot twists, double
entendres, innuendoes, and
constant entrances and exits
through many doors. The cast
includes Mike Kendrick, Victora
Burns, Sarah Benz-Phillips,
Jackie Prutsman, Larry
Stallings, Adam DelMedico, Will
Barbara, and Cira Larken.
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LEND ME A
TENOR
April 23 -
May 16
Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays
at 8 PM
Sunday Matinees April 25 & May
16 at 2:30 PM
THEATRE DOWNTOWN
2113 North Orange Avenue
Orlando, FL 32804
Tickets $18/$15 Seniors &
Students
407.841.0083
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Coming Attractions: |
Upcoming events which are not
listed elsewhere in this edition
of your WANZeGRAM. Please note
that only opening dates are
indicated. Some events may have
extended runs. Please check with
the venue for additional
information.
A
comprehensive listing of most
performance venues in Central
Florida, including web links and
phone numbers for ticketing, may be
accessed if you simply
CLICK HERE
May 8 - 11:29pm Betty White Hosts
Saturday Night Live!
May 8 Orlando Philharmonic Presents
MY FAIR LADY - Carr PAC
May 15 NINA FLOWERS - PH
May 15 STAR WARS IN CONCERT - Amway
Arena
May 20 ORLANDO INTERNATIONAL FRINGE
FESTIVAL - Orlando Shakes / Orlando
Rep / Loch Haven Park
June 3 PI at PH (Gay Day Kick Off
Party w/ Pleasure Island
DJ/Bartenders - PH
June 4 DEBORAH GIBSON Gay Day
Concert/Party - PH
June 4 JOAN RIVERS Gay Day Comedy
Event - Hard Rock Live!
June 5 GAY DAY in The Magic Kingdom
- WDW
June 5 STRATOSHERE PARTY - Gay Day
evening/Universal Orlando
June 5 TAYLOR DAYNE Gay Day
Concert/Party - PH
June 6 American Idol's BLAKE LEWIS
& FRENCHIE DAVIS -PH
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Ongoing
attractions currently being
presented which are not featured
elsewhere in this edition of your
WANZeGRAM
Through May 16:
OUT OF THIS WORLD -
Extraordinary Costumes From Film
& TV
Orange County Regional History
Center
Through May 16:
FILMING IN PARADISE - Florida's
Rich Cinematic History
Orange County Regional History
Center
Through May 16:
FLOWER & GARDEN FESTIVAL
Epcot
Through July 18:
TRANSCENDINGVISION: AMERICAN
IMPRESSIONISM 1870-1940Orlando
Museum of Art
Fridays 10PM
- MAMA'S COMEDY SHOW - Sleuth's
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companion website -
WANZIE.com -
is pleased to host a permanent
listing of Central Florida
theatrical & concert venues, as
well as most area performing
arts companies, with phone
numbers and web links for
ticketing and reservations. If
you are interested in any event
listed in the sections directly
above, you may quickly access
venue/ticketing information when
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So, not only is the Times Square
Bomber from my old hometown of
Shelton, Connecticut, he actually
resided on the street where I grew
up - Long Hill Avenue. The same
street where I later returned with
Rich Charron to live near the
New York commuter rail line while we
worked with Scott Schwartz on
developing LIZZIE The Musical. We
were staying in the apartment above
my childhood home - the home where
my parents were still residing.

As a matter of fact, I think Rich used
to watch Faisal Shahzad come and
go from the Cumberland Farms across the
street from our house, worried that he
was up to something.
I told Rich he was racial profiling.
Who knew?
Shelton is famous for many other things.
Not just terrorists.
Shelton is still home of the one and
only original Wiffle Ball Factory!
Really. It's the original. And it's
still the only one. Every Wiffle Ball
and Bat sold anywhere in the world comes
into the world in Shelton, Connecticut.

Shelton
was home to one of the largest arson
fires in United States history. In 1975
the Sponge Rubber Products plant
(formerly the country's largest B.F.
Goodrich tire manufacturing facility,
and Shelton's largest employer) was set
on fire. The plant has located just down
the street from my Dad's tavern -
Sylvester's.
Charles Moeller, president of parent
company Grand Sheet Metal Products, was
acquitted on arson charges, but the
jury, in a 1978 civil lawsuit, ruled the
insurer did not have to pay claims on
the fire because a preponderance of
evidence showed the company's top
officials arranged the fire to claim
insurance money. Eight others were
convicted, or pleaded guilty.
The rubber from the plant burned for
weeks after the explosion, and black
smoke billowed everywhere as a deluge of
press correspondents descended upon
sleepy Shelton, Connecticut, catapulting
my home town into the national spotlight
long before any of its residents ever
thought of blowing up Times Square.
Sylvester's Tavern, and a picture of my
dad taking a meatloaf out of the oven
there in, were featured in a TIME
magazine article chronicling the
explosion and the divesting effect it
had on Shelton's economy. Hundreds of
people were simultaneously out of work
without warning. TIME found the
displaced workers drowning their sorrows
in Seagram's 7, Schaffer Beer, and
Rheingold Extra Dry at my dad's tavern,
where they conducted the interviews for
the article.
As previously reported right here in a
November 2007 edition of the WANZeGRAM,
a tree located on Soundview Avenue in
Shelton was chosen to be the Rockefeller
Center Christmas tree in New York City
that year!
And when I was but a mere boy, Shelton
was once again thrust into the national
spotlight when a Helicopter manufactured
by Sikorsky Aircraft - located less than
one mile from my Long Hill Avenue home,
in neighboring Stratford, Connecticut -
plunged out of the sky, within yards of
the roof our home, rattling dishes in
our cupboards, and shaking the very
foundation of our house as it sputtered
out of control during its final "Test
Flight," and crashed in an intersection
of 3 streets in our residential
neighborhood of Pine Rock Park.
All three men conducting the test flight
were killed when they attempted to
parachute from the disabled aircraft as
it was literally falling from the sky.
All three men were sliced into pieces by
the rotary blades of the plummeting
copter. Pieces of the blades pierced
through the outer walls of people's
homes, and were found imbedded in
interior walls, with at least one piece
of blade whizzing over the heads of
people sitting on their couch, watching
TV. Miraculously no neighbors were
hurt, as the helicopter burst into
flames, and it crashed in that
intersection surrounded by multiple
homes on all sides; but the homes
themselves were spared, for the most
part. The body parts of the flight crew
were projectiled everywhere, and were
subsequently being discovered for many
days after the incident, many blocks
away from the crash site, in all
directions. I know this sounds horrific,
and perhaps even made up. But it really
happened just as I have written about
it; and it is, because of the
sensational and, indeed, gruesome
aspects of the accident that Shelton was
once again the focus of nationwide media
attention.
I only mention this incident because I
don't want people thinking that the only
reason Shelton is noteworthy is because
of the unsavory business related to the
now infamous Times Square Bomber.
Oh - and lest we forget; Shelton,
Connecticut was the childhood home of
one Orlando playwright, actor, blogger,
and "Favorite Spiritual Leader" by the
name of me!
I'm
WANZIE and That's All I Wrote!
email
me
2009 Wave Award
Winner for Favorite
Local Spiritual Leader
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