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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Dear WANZeGRAM Fan,

 
Your Gram this week is short and sweet  
Due to excessive Fringing  
Along with which, came, so to speak  
A large amount of bingeing  
 
This followed by a holiday  
To remember fallen heroes  
The best way to do such, of course  
Is by imbibing lots of Coke Zero  
(with Captain Morgan)  
 
To make matters even more a strain  
The Gram had to come out early  
So if it wasn't to the Lake Mary office ahead of game  
The Bungarts would surely become surly  
 
They'll be no Gram on Friday  
As preparations get underway  
For the annual mass gathering  
Of red shirted-revelers who are gay  
 
With theme park thrills  
And tiny pills  
Some GRAMies may fall victim  
To necessary recovery time  
From things that may have whipped 'em  
 
So be forewarned  
Next week's gram will be the same  
Not very pictorially adorned  
And with missing sections (somewhat lame)  
 
But short or not,  
We've got a lot,  
For subscribers to consider  
 
(Like MISS JACQUELINE JONES IN CONCERT AND COMEDIAN JEFF JONES OPENING FOR JOAN RIVERS)  
 
So there's no need to be bitter!  
 
After two weeks of short and sweet,  
We promise on all that is sober  
That on Friday, June 17th  
The Gram will be restored to order.  
 
So please relax.  
 
Cut us some slack.  
 
Our fearless leader is, at times, a drunken hack.  
(Or as the Orlando Weekly refers to him - "Bacchanalian beyond belief")  
 
Good grief!  
 
Here's to the great Fringe just ending.  
 
Here's to the great Gay DaysŪ pending.  
 
Good morning.  
 
Good Gram.  
 
Good Green Eggs and Ham!  
 
(Just read the damn thing!)
In This Edition
Jeff Jones Opens for Joan Rivers
Our Favorite Fringe Moment
Double Feature at PH Miss "P" & Miss Sammy
Gay Day Concert/Parties at PH
What's Happening June Issue
Now On Sale in our Box Office
I Miss Those Days
My Two Cents
The World in Brief
Theater/Venue Quick Links & Numbers
A Note from Wanzie
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Box Office Quick Links
 
 
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Orlando Comedian Jeff Jones to Open for Joan Rivers
 
Not only at her Orlando engagement at Hard Rock Live! this very Friday evening hence, but also the night prior, on Thursday June 3rd at the Florida Theatre in Jacksonville!

 

Jeff explains: "Joan was asking for a gay opening act for her appearance at Hard Rock during Gay Days. We submitted my YouTube performance videos to her management, and I was approved."  
 
Joan liked Jeff's material so much that she invited him to open for her in Jacksonville, as well.  
 
This is a huge and wonderful opportunity for Jeff, and we know you will join us at the Gram in sharing his excitement, and offering your hearty congratulations.  
 
We also entreat you to attend Ms. Rivers' live comedy performance at Orlando's Hard Rock Live on Gay Day Friday of this week - with opening act JEFF (The Devil Himself - Welcome to Hell & Hell Freezes Over) JONES! After the show, the party is at the Parliament House, of course.  
 

 
 
 
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Our Favorite Fringe Moment
 
Wanzie and Sage share a special moment.
 
It seems that Sage's mom was not as amused as some would have hoped. Sage did manage to collect $162 from fans, and rumor has it that he is now the proud owner of a new skateboard. Friends on the scene also report that one of the costumers for this event may go into hiding for a few months.
"MISS P" To Be Remembered During Gay DaysŪ
 

I am pleased to announce that on Gay Day Friday and Gay Day Saturday, both the award-winning documentary PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute, and the award winning comedy short  A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MISS SAMMY will be presented as a good old fashioned double feature bill on June 4th and June 5th, 2010 at 8 PM in the Footlight Theatre at the Parliament House Resort.

 

PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute is indeed a tribute to the beloved actor who, in addition to performing leading male roles at virtually every theater in Central Florida from The Orlando Shakespeare Festival to the Ice House Theater in Mount Dora, was also the genius female impersonator who embodied the foul mouthed "MISS P."

 

"MISS P" entertained and delighted admirers from around the globe during her quarter-century reign as official Parliament House Hostess and Emcee of the world famous Footlight Players' weekly drag extravaganzas.

 

PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute includes video clips of actor Paul Wegman playing roles ranging from various Shakespearean characters to Ebeneezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol as well as many of the most outrageous onstage moments and trademark antics of MISS P performing on an all-gay cruise, in the Footlight Theatre, and on the Pool Stage at the Parliament House. Also included are memories, stories, and anecdotes regarding Paul/"P" by dozens of local actors and actresses, as well as many female impersonators whose tributes were filmed very shortly after Paul's untimely death. Those appearing in the film include: Jim Hellsinger, David Lee, Darcel Stevens, Margaret Nolan, Susan Unger, Don Granatstein, Doug Ba'aser, Wanzie, Scottie Campbell, Chris Guy, Briana Lee, Sam Singhaus, Bobbie Bell, Scott Carter, Danielle Hunter, Mirium P. Saunders, Rebecca Fisher, Joe Swanberg, Judy Milan, Catherine Goodison, Chantelle Rashae, Chirstine Robison, Philip Johnson, Judy Milam, Jeff Horn, Kyla Swanberg, Pam Baumann, "Mary Higgins of Sanford Florida," and many others. The film features many photographs from Paul's youth, with original underscoring by Rich Charron.

 

PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute was first screened at three separate memorial services held to celebrate the life of Paul Wegman. Donations accepted after each screening were used to establish The Paul M. Wegman Memorial Scholarship Fund for aspiring GLBT actors.

 

PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute has won multiple awards including "Best Documentary" at the Fire Island Film Festival, which is part of the prestigious Long Island Film Festival. The film was conceived and directed by Michael Wanzie, and was filmed and edited by Jason Piecarski whose Lantern Light Studios co-produced the film. 

 

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MISS SAMMY is another Lantern Light Studios/Wanzie collaboration. Written by Wanzie and co-directed by Wanzie and Piecarski, this hysterical short film follows the infamous MISS (Sam Singhaus) Sammy as she stumbles her way through an average day of beauty regimens, drinking, quickies, drunk driving, and religious reflection.  A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MISS SAMMY is also a multiple award-winning film, including being selected as  "BEST COMEDY SHORT" at the Tampa Gay & Lesbian Film Festival. The film was shot by Piecarski, guerilla style, at locations all over Orlando and Winter Park, Florida including The Parliament House, Gary Lambert Salon, Spa of Thornton Park, Restoration Hardware, Theatre Downtown, WildSide BBQ, an unsuspecting Chevron gas station, and at Saint Joseph Cathedral, and Mary Queen of the Universe Shrine!

 

The two films will be screened together as a double feature. Admission will be FREE!. Donations to the Paul M. Wegman Memorial Scholarship Fund at Valencia Community College will gladly be accepted on a voluntary basis as patrons exit the theater. 

 

Fast Facts:

 

DOUBLE FEATURE - FREE Movies at The Parliament House

 

Wanzie Presents Two Lantern Light Studios' Films:

 

PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute 

"MISS P" Remembered During Gay Days

Winner "Best Documentary" - Fire Island Film Festival

 

And

 

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MISS SAMMY

Hi-Camp Comedy Starring Miss Sammy

Winner "Best Comedy Short" - Tampa Gay & Lesbian Film Festival

 

Screening Dates: 

Friday, June 4 and Saturday June 5, 2010

 

Time: 

8 PM

 

Place

The Footlight Theatre at The Parliament House

410 N. Orange Blossom Trail

Orlando, Florida    32819

 

Admission: 

FREE

Donations to the Paul M. Wegman Scholarship Fund for aspiring GLBT Actors at Valencia Community College gladly accepted

 

Reservations: 

Not required or accepted. Open seating is on a first come first served basis.

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--Gary P. Bungart
 
Ok, I will be the first to admit that I am woefully ignorant about many things...and religion is one of them. Every day I read a Key West website...usually it is just bar gossip, but on this past Sunday they posted a letter to Dr. Laura about her homophobic / insulting / ignorant opinion. I realize that this was circulating about 10 years ago, but with the current events, it seems more appropriate than ever.
Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
Now being the skeptic that I can usually be, I checked the validity of this letter on Snopes and found...
The key to this essay is its premise, not the pedantic details of it of how it is defended. Simply put, the letter points out a logical flaw in the "homosexuality is wrong because the Bible says so" argument: if homosexuality is wrong because it goes against God's law as outlined in the Bible, why aren't any number of activities now viewed as innocuous but once regarded as unacceptable also offenses against God's law? How can one part of Leviticus be deemed as etched in stone when other parts have been discarded as archaic?

The essay completes with the sarcastic rejoinder, "Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging." While this is presented as a rebuke meant for just one, it is a general reminder that many belief systems pick and choose their way through Biblical teachings in determining what is right and what is wrong, with those assessments changing over time even within sects that pride themselves on strict adherence to the Good Book.
 Read the whole story at : Snopes.com 
 
So in closing, I think my words of advice to those narrow minded, bible thumping bone heads who claim that [fill in the blank] is wrong because the bible says so are...
 
You're stupid - get out of my life.
World in Brief Title
 
THE ONLY THING ANYONE IN THE WORLD NEED
BE CONCERNED WITH THIS WEEK IS  GAY DAYSŪ.

 
Performing Arts Reservation Links & Numbers:
 
Our companion website - WANZIE.com - is pleased to host a permanent listing of Central Florida theatrical & concert venues, as well as most area performing arts companies, with phone numbers and web links for ticketing and reservations. If you are interested in any event listed in the sections directly above, you may quickly access venue/ticketing information when you CLICK HERE.
 
A Note From Wanzie:
 
The Biggest GLBT Vacation Event is Upon Us!  

 

I'm so excited. And I am so going to party.

 

 

You may visit: www.GayDays.com for lots of great information concerning events sanctioned by and/or advertised on the Gay DaysŪ Inc. website. There you'll find hours for the Gay DaysŪ Expo at the Host Hotel, and the locations and directions to the various host and co-host hotels. It's an excellent resource for events working in concert with, or produced by, GayDays.com.

 

But net surfer beware! - NOT ALL GAY DAY EVENTS AND PARTIES WILL BE FOUND on GayDays.com (Nor in the Magazine-sized "Official" Gay DaysŪ guide published by Gay DaysŪ Inc.) The company has a policy of listing only those events from which Gay DaysŪ Inc. profits, either by direct involvement, or as the sellers of advertising. There's nothing illegal about the stance taken by the company - it just means their information is somewhat selective and incomplete. Make no mistake; the Gay DaysŪ Inc.-produced GAY DAYSŪ EXPO and their pool parties are always a blast, but the information they impart is, by design, not a complete overview of the weekend ahead. It's really easy, though, to log on to their web site and get the 411 on everything they are promoting, including Expo hours, and a list of its vendor/presenters.

 

GayDays.com has suspended online ticket sales (as is usual and practical) at this point in time. Tickets which they vend will only be available for advance purchase by visiting the GayDays.com ticketing center located at the Gay DaysŪ Host Hotel - The Double Tree (formerly known as Sheraton World) located on International Drive and Westwood Boulevard (at the 528 overpass) near Sea World. Operating times are available on their website.

 

I encourage you to pick up a copy of the current WATERMARK now on newsstands and gay bar literature racks everywhere. Within the regular paper you will find a handy dandy pocket novel-sized GD Guide. This slick pull-out Guide is as comprehensive as any I've ever seen, and includes every known Gay Day-related event, whether or not Watermark profits from them.
 

 

Also included throughout the Watermark-produced GD Guide (they can't call it a Gay DaysŪ Guide because Gay DaysŪ Inc. has registered those words as a trademark) are Gay Day memories garnered from local folks from every walk of gay life. Included among those featured are PH owner Don Granatstein, and yours truly. There's also a great article about the American Idol Stars appearing at the Parliament House in the Watermark GD publication written by Subscriber friend John Sullivan.
 
What's Happening Magazine has gotten into the Spirit of Gay DaysŪ by themeing the June issue to be all about Heroes - which is the theme of this year's overall Gay DaysŪ event. Be sure to check out the What's Happening-produced MERI-COM exhibition/vendor event for comic books and collectables (advertised above in this gram) being presented at the Gay Days host hotel Friday and Saturday June 4 & 5.

 

Within the pages of the PH-published NOW Magazine, you'll find a really great GD-related interview with DEBORAH GIBSON, who is but one of four recording artists who is appearing at the PH this weekend. Along with each nightly concert at the PH on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, there's also a completely newly-enhanced light and sound show in the courtyard, Adult film stars, female impersonation shows, beach-side foam parties, vendors, and party-goers from around the world, for what are always the biggest parties of the year at the world's most famous gay resort.

 

And remember - if you miss the old Thursday night event at the now defunct Mannequins at Pleasure Island, you can meet up with that crowd - and even some of the Mannequins employees - at the 2nd annual PI at PH event on Thursday. It was one of the best parties on the schedule last year, completely overwhelming the PH, and taking everyone by happy surprise. Also remember, if you are going to the PH, you can start off your evening early with the 8 PM film presentations advertised above in this Gram. The 8 PM screenings are FREE on Friday and Saturday nights.
 
For a complete schedule of PH Events simply log onto their website:  www.ParliamentHouse.com
 
On Wednesday - THAT'S TODAY - Miss Sammy and I will be giving away a $40 pair of tickets to the Friday Night Gay Day Party and Concert at the Parliament House featuring all those adult film stars and the fabulous Deborah Gibson live in concert. This early evening edition of Beach Blanket Bingo is sure to be attended by more than the "regulars" and will prove a perfect way to jump start your Gay Day related activities. The drawing for the FREE ROOM NIGHT will occur at 7:45PM so that you my be present to win and still have plenty of time to get situated in the Footlight Theatre for the 8PM Comedy Queen show.

 

Of course don't forget the event that started it all - Gay Day in the Magic Kingdom on Saturday. I'm actually going this year after several years absence - specifically to meet up with Subscriber friends in front of Cinderella Castle for the pre-parade street party/meet and greet, and then the 3 PM parade. Immediately afterwards, I'm meeting up with friends for a "fu fu cocktail" at the Polynesian Resort, should anyone care to join in.

 

Finally - it's newsworthy to note the originators of the very first private Gay Day-related, park-buy-out parties - Watermark Media - who first produced Beach Ball at Typhoon Lagoon, but later sold the rights to another party promoter - have again returned to that idea - producing Saturday night's Stratosphere party at Universal Orlando, being presented in cooperation with circuit party legend Mark Baker. The nice thing is, even though Watermark is producing this event, they still feature every known event in their GD guide happening that same night, including all the events which occur opposite their own. That's called playing nice in the community sandbox, and I applaud them for it.
 
For your added convenience you may view Watermark's GD Event Guide online simply by clicking on the following link: Click Here
 
When you link to the GD online guide the Watermark site rightfully proclaims  "Welcome to the online version of the only comprehensive Gay Days Weekend schedule of events". And I dare say that is, happily, a very true statement.

 

SPECIAL NOTICE: This is not being advertised in any of the magazines or on any of the Gay Day, GD, Gay Days, NOW, or WHAT'S HAPPENING MAGAZINE publications or their websites. It's our little secret:

 

YOU ARE PERSONALLY INVITED BY ME - and my bartender/server friends at the Parliament House - to join us for an unadvertised, very special industry and friends AFTER THE AFTER PARTY - PARTY, beginning at 7:30 AM in the Pool Bar & Disco at the PH on Monday morning, June 7th. I'll be there, along with many of your friends, and intend to stay the day. We've cooked up some great surprises, including dark-during-the-day places to chill, as well as places to dance, swim, eat, and drink. $2.50 well drinks, and $1 grilled- to-order eats. This is meant to be a by-invitation event for PH employees to invite their industry colleagues, and their personal friends to come party with us.

 

Can I help it if my personal invitation list includes two thousand-plus subscribers?

 

Hope to see your there bright and early, and totally unrested on Monday morning.

 

Happy Gay Days!

 

I'm WANZIE and That's All I Wrote!


 
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