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ANNUAL PRIDE PICNIC SCHEDULED FOR JUNE 28TH!
Orlando’s GLBCC – The Center will present its third annual Orlando Pride Picnic, Saturday, June 28th at the Central Florida Fairgrounds. This year’s celebration will feature Orlando’s own DJ Ronnyboy, speakers, artists, vendors, and raffles. But the big news is that this year’s event will include a Midway! Guests are welcome to bring their own picnic baskets, blankets, chairs, umbrella’s etc. but rest assured that food of all kinds, soft drinks and alcohol will be available for purchase at the event. Proceeds raised at the picnic will be used to fund Center Programs.

CENTRAL FLORIDA GAY PRIDE PICNIC
Presented by GLBCC
Saturday, June 28th
11 AM to 4 PM
Central Florida Fair Grounds
4603 W. Colonial Drive in Orlando

Admission: FREE!      Parking: FREE!



MISS P RETURNS TO PH ON FILM TO BENEFIT YOUTH!
As part of the ongoing fund raising effort to refurbish (and bring up to code) the 2nd-level loft area of GLBCC – The Center, to be used as a dedicated safe-haven meeting space for our GLBT youth, a special screening of the life Paul Wegman: A Tribute Benefit Screening!celebration documentary – PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute – will be presented at the Footlight Theater.
 
The film was initially created for, and screened at, various memorial services, which were held in honor of the beloved actor and female impersonator shortly after his untimely passing on August 24th, 2004.
 
PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute contains a collage of still photographs from every phase of Paul’s life and career as well as seldom seen video clips of, not only his appearances on stage as Miss P, but also from many of his critically acclaimed legitimate theatrical performances at virtually ever theater in town, including, but not limited to, The Orlando Shakespeare Festival, The Footlight Theater, The Ice House Theater, VCC, SCC, and Theater Downtown. Additionally the film features WANZIE conducted interviews with such notables as Jeff Horn, David Lee, Jim Helsinger, Darcel Stevens, Joe Swanberg, Becky Fisher, Chris Robison, Sam Singhaus, Chantel Rachae, Chris Guy, Margaret Nolan, Scottie Campbell, Pam Baumann, Miriam P. Saunders, DOUG, Mary Higgins, Beth Marshall, Bobbie Bell, Brianna Lee, Judy Milam, Catherine Goodisson, Philip Johnson, Michael Walters, Don Granatstein, Susan Unger, Scott Carter, Bruce Ground, and others. The film also features original underscoring by composer Rich Charron.
 
PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute was made in cooperation with Paul’s brother David Wegman, who provided many photos and mementos from Paul’s youth, which have never been seen by the general public accept as they appear in this film.
 
Directed and Edited by Jason Piecarskie and Michael Wanzie of Lantern Light Studios, PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute won the award for Best Documentary Short at the Fire Island Film Festival - a division of the prestigious Long Island Film Festival - and was the main fundraising tool utilized in establishing The Paul Wegman Memorial Acting Scholarships for gay & lesbian theater majors at both Seminole Community College and Valencia Community College.
 
It is clear that Paul Wegman was concerned for the GLBT youth of Central Florida, and Paul lent his name and his talents to the biggest, most successful fundraisers GLBCC – The Center ever held; GayEscape Cruises - “P” on The Sea!
 
We at the WANZeGRAM feel certain Paul would be thrilled that his performances are still generating interest and much needed funds to benefit these two organizations behind which he would surely be putting his full support were he still among us.

Come out and see the film in “The House that “P” Built” – The Parliament House, while at the same time, aiding in the build-out of a safe haven youth meeting space at The Center.

WANZIE Presents
PAUL WEGMAN: A Tribute
Award-Winning Documentary

Directed by Jason Piekarski and Michael Wanzie

A Special Screening to Benefit
 Orlando Youth Alliance & GLBCC “The Center”

Saturday, July 12, 2008

8 PM

The Footlight Theatre
410 N. Orange Blossom Trail

Tickets  *$8.00

 www.WANZIE.com/boxoffice
Reservations are strongly recommended.


*Your $8.00 donation includes complimentary club cover for the remainder of the evening, including female impersonation shows. 100% of profits to benefit Orlando Youth Alliance/GLBCC – The Center.



DOES GOD WANT YOU TO SEE LA NOUBA WITH WANZIE & DOUG?
You know the drill. Send in your prayer telling God why, he or she should choose you to win a free pair of tickets to see Cirque’s La Nouba at Downtown Disney on Friday evening June 27 at 9 PM.

If you are not comfortable praying you may send your Dr. Seuss-like poem entitled "Why I Want to go to the Circus", instead.

God will divinely inspire our SUPER SACRED SECRET PANEL OF HOLY JUDGES to determine the winner of the tickets.  If you WANZIEandDOUG Night @ La Nouba!don’t feel like praying or writing poetry, you can always buy your own tickets, to the WANZeGRAM night or any other performance at Orlando’s Cirque du Solei La Nouba between now and Saturday June 28th at a special Florida residents discount of $20 off category 2 seating.

That means you get an $86 ticket for only $69! Proof of Florida residency required.  The special discount is only available by phone.

Call and make a reservation for the 9 PM show on Friday June 27th and then watch your WANZeGRAM for pre-show meet and greet information so you can T-up with WANZeGRAM WadMaster Rich Charron and his husband Brian, as well as with WANZIEandDOUG prior to the show.

Or call and make a reservation for the night of your choice without the meet and greet with other subscribers, but in either case be certain to ask for the Florida Resident Special when placing your ticket order.

LA NOUBA FOR ONLY $69.00! - 407.939.7913

Contest submissions should be sent directly to WANZIE no later than midnight on Monday, June 23th. Winners will notified by email on Wednesday, June 25th and will be posted in the WANZeGRAM on the 27th.

Good luck, and may God bless.


ANTHONY SPEAKS AND SINGS TO YOU FROM BED!


WANZIE has personally selected the following Anthony Johnson YouTube video for subscribers to view.  WANZIE feels this particular video perfectly showcases the charm and wit and vocal talents of his virtual fiance’ who is soon to perform at the Parliament House. Please take a look. Then order your tickets for Anthony’s One-Night-Only Command Performance.

See and hear Anthony speak of his “broken babler” and then sing "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables" from Les Miserables all while in his bed in Japan:


ANTHONY JOHNSON
in a
Command Performance
for
Theater Impresario and Fiancé’ Michael Wanzie

By Special Arrangement with Producer Kenny Howard

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

@ 6 PM

The Footlight Lounge @ the PH

ANTHONY JOHNSON: From YouTube to You!

Musical Accompanist John B. de Haas

Tickets Only $10

Click Here - Reserve Now

GREAT SHOWS NOW ON SALE THROUGH OUR BOX OFFICE:


It's baaaack!  VarieTEASE CARNIVALE makes a return to the Footlight Theatre at the PH! The smash hit of the 2007 Orlando Fringe Festival, and runaway summer spectacular is back for a limited time, beginning on Wednesday, June 25th!  Only four shows and tickets will go fast!  The cast includes old favorites and some new surprises! Boys, Girls, Kings, Queens & Everything In Between.
“Two words: f*cking mind-blowing.”  - Seth Kubersky, Orlando Weekly
“An hour’s worth of show stoppers.”  - Michael Freeman, Lakeland Ledger
“Polished … charms the pants off the audience.”  - Tod Caviness, Orlando Sentinel
Tickets available for all four shows!
Only at the WANZIE.com Online Box Office:

Orlando’s claim to having some of the nation’s most popular theme parks will surely remain intact with the Leslie Jordan: My Trip Down the Pink Carpet - Tue. July 8th, 2008 @ 8 PM at the PH!impending visit of rising star LESLIE JORDAN, when he brings his own version of an amusement joy ride to the Footlight Theater @ The Parliament House on Tuesday, July 8th at 8:00 PM. for one night only.  But let’s be perfectly clear on one thing ... there’s won’t be any kiddie attractions at this ferris wheel of fun.  In fact, in all fairness, this show has to be declared off limits for those with less than 21 years of life experience under their belts.  Jordan’s new stage production MY TRIP DOWN THE PINK CARPET certainly has a magical journey tone to it’s title, but it’s content is a far cry from any Disney-esque renderings. 

The diminutive dynamo and acclaimed Emmy award winning television star (Will & Grace), having conquered multitudes of performance mediums on the strength of his own unique character and convictions, is in the midst of a banner year of exciting, new career achievements.   His sassy, one-of-a-kind Southern branded humor and innate storytelling abilities has brought Jordan legions of fans through his memorable performances on stage, television and film.  Unapologetically and to a great extent, lovingly, Jordan gives his Southern heritage and how it provided the basis for his adult values, its rightful due.

Tickets are now on sale, exclusively at the WANZIE.com Online Box Office!  Don't miss out on this incredible evening of hilarity.

Tuesday, July 8th @ 8:00 PM
Footlight Theatre @ the Parliament House
$43.00

Buy tickets online now!


Box Office Lineup!

The World in Brief ... Theater - Events - Fundraisers - Concerts - Parties

THEATER: Urinetown
Directed by David Lee, featuring Equity actors and 22 other UCF Grad and Undergraduate Theater Majors, including a local go-go God performing gymnastic feats you will have to see to believe!

One of the most uproariously funny musicals in recent years, URINETOWN is an irreverently humorous See URINETOWN @ U.C.F.satire in which no one is safe from scrutiny. Praised for reinvigorating the very notion of what a musical could be, URINETOWN catapults the "comedic romp" into the new millennium with its outrageous perspective, wickedly modern wit, and sustained ability to produce gales of unbridled laughter.

Four times the size of the recent Angry Bovine Theater Production and four times closer than the recent SCC production and with 444 less middle schoolers than the recent Fringe production, this URINETOWN was created to be the BIGGEST and "splashiest" version of
URINETOWN in Orlando history! See the show the way it was meant to be seen ... BIG and SPLASHY!

URINETOWN: THE MUSICAL!
U.C.F.
June 19th-22th, 26th-29th
Box Office (407) 823-1500

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AUDITIONS: Don't Forget the Lyrics
A game show hosted by Wayne Brady, is holding an open casting call in Orlando on June 27th.  Contestants on the show choose songs from different genres, decades, and musical artists. They take to  the stage to sing along with the studio band as the lyrics are projected on a screen. At some point during the song, the music stops and the lyrics disappear. It is up to the contestants to sing the correct missing lyrics.

Contestants can win up to $1 million, but they have the opportunity to take the money and run after each song is correctly completed.

Open Call Auditions
Friday, June 27th, 2008
7 AM to 7 PM
Grand Bohemian Hotel
Downtown Orlando

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MUSIC: Come On Get Happy
Concert by THE ORLANDO GAY CHORUS.

SATURDAY
June 21, 2008
7:35 PM

SUNDAY
June 22, 2008
4:35 PM

The Plaza Theatre
425 N. Bumby Ave, Orlando

TICKETS
Adults $25 in advance  / $30 at the door
Children (3-12) $10

Advance tickets may be purchased at Urban Think Bookstore, GLBCC - The Center, GayOrlando.com offices,
or from any OGC member, or you many purchase tickets online:
http://www.orlandogaychorus.org

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Taylor and Doug's FUNHOUSE: Every Tuesday at the PH!

Do you know about an event, audition, opportunity, or anything else that you believe subscribers should know about?
Email WANZIE here and tell him about it.  There are no guarantees, but all will be considered!
We reserve the right to edit all entry requests!


COMING ATTRACTIONS!


  • MARTHA WASH in concert at PH on Saturday July 5th.
  • NEW ROCHELLE to play PH Saturdays July 19th & 26th, 2008.

A NOTE FROM WANZIE!
I was tickled last Saturday when during a Barack Obama town hall meeting, in Pennsylvania, an attendee stepped up to the microphone and instead of asking a question, offered a suggestion for a possible appointee should Obama win the Oval Office. The suggestion was to appoint George W. Bush Ambassador to Iraq. Gotta love that.
 
The Queen of England celebrated her 82nd birthday that same day in London. Her birthday was actually months ago, but I guess it’s tradition over there to hold off celebrating the birth of any Monarch, who had the bad timing of being born in a cold grey month, until at least June, when the weather is more suitable for the “Trouping of the Colors” and other such outdoor spectacles which typically accompany the Queen’s b-day celebration.
 
I don’t know about that.
 
I should think that once you reach 80 you might want to start celebrating your birthday on the actual date of your birth and not one day later for fear of dying before you get to blow out the candles.
 
I swear, that old bat is so stubborn, and she is so loathsome to have her adulterous son become King, that she will not abdicate, nor will she die, until Charles has become too old, or too infirm, to ascend to the throne.
 
I’m here to tell you If Charles were to drop dead tomorrow; the day after his funeral, the Queen would hand over the scepter to Prince William, throw Camilla out on her bum, and take up smoking pot with Harry. I mean dear Lord, the old broad must be sick to death of going through the same ceremonies year in and year out...and I bet she doesn’t even like wearing hats.
 
Wouldn’t it be a gas if SHE were to write a tell-all book upon her retirement? Perhaps a book wherein she confesses that she too had an affair with Barbara Walters?
 
Barbara was blathering on all week about Tim Russert.
 
Few will miss the man more than I, and others like me, who so appreciated this last of the real television journalists.  Mr. Russert and I had a long-standing Sunday morning date, and he may very well have been the last of his kind – A thinking broadcast journalist who was highly educated about the material he covered, always well researched, and never shy about asking the tough questions no matter whom he was interviewing. If he interviewee didn’t actually answer the question posed, Russert would have no problem pointing out that fact, and posing the same question again. No one seems to do that anymore. He truly may have been the last of his kind, and we, as viewers, all loose as a result of the broadcast industry loosing Mr. Russert.
 
Do you think the people at NBC were secretly celebrating the fact that Russert’s heart attack occurred right there in their studios, thus making it possible for them to scoop everyone else on the story. The were afterall, by a matter of circumstances and good fortune, the first network to report the fatal heart attack.

Can’t just hear the future promos? - “NBC News– First on the scene when Tim Russert collapsed and died”.  The only way it could have been better for NBC would have been if old Tim had keeled over while sitting at the round table, live, on the air.
 
Has that ever happened?
 
If it hasn’t happened yet, but might, then I nominate Andy Rooney for the honors.
 
He used to be both witty and entertaining.
 
Now Andy Rooney is nothing more than a truly miserable sourpuss of an old geezer who is just downright annoying and whiny and bitter and hardly ever entertaining anymore. Only problem is he tapes his segments. They’re not live. So, I guess I have to go with Bill O’Reilly, although a heart attract seems a little too humane.
 
If someone doesn’t let Betty White sit down on that new Password show, she might be the next to go.
 
Right now I gotta go.  
 
Truthfully ... like a racehorse!
 
I’m WANZIE and I Gotta Go.


WANZIE!


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