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Friday, September 24, 2010

Dear Fan,
 
May God grant all forward thinking WANZeGRAM subscribers the strength to not organize into militias and gather up His fanatical followers so as to dispatch them to live out the remainder of their lives on an uncharted island where they can do no further harm to anyone other than themselves. 
 
Some days are more trying than others.
 
Try not to throw any right wing Republican Christians to the lions today...no matter how much they may wish to deny rights and privileges to those who don't think and believe as do they.
 
May peace and common sense restraint be with you today and always.
 

 
Enjoy your WANZeGRAM
 
In This Edition
Wanzie to Dance Paso at Shingle Creek
Southern Decadence and the NFL
ALL HALLOWS 20 for 20 Announced
Fringe Apps Being Accepted
Pictures of the Week
Now On Sale in our Box Office
We've Got Mail!
Short Takes
My Two Cents
The World in Brief
Coming Attractions
Now Playing
Theater/Venue Quick Links & Numbers
A Note from Wanzie
Quick Links

 

 
Box Office Quick Links:

title of show 

See Wanzie Dance as a Matador/$30-Tickets Available
 

This Sunday - One Show Only

 

DANCING WITH THE RADIO STARS

 

See
WANZIE dance the PASO DOBLE with Stuart Nichols

 

 

See

MOIRA dance the CHA CHA with John Evans

 

Other Radio Stars:
Marvin Hinton     Alex Diaz     Warren Lee

Estee     John Boy Fresh

 

Dance Floor Ringside Table Seating

(Includes Italian Buffet, Dessert & Soft Beverages, and Complimentary - $12 value - Self-Side Parking)

 $75

 

General Admission

Seating behind ringside tables
(Includes Italian Buffet, Dessert & Soft Beverages, and Complimentary - $12 value - Self-Side Parking)

$50

 

Spectator Package

(No food included. Admission to ballroom for show with complimentary soft beverages and self parking inclusive)

Only $30

 

All proceeds benefit

Dance For Success

Local public school programs

 

Cash Bar

 

Sunday, September 26, 2010

 

4 PM

 

Rosen Shingle Creek Resort

Grand Ballroom

9939 Universal Blvd

Orlando, Florida

 

Purchase a ticket:

http://www.dance4success.org/purchase.html

 

 

Donate to this non-profit

School & Youth Partnership Program:

http://www.dance4success.org/index-2.html

 

 

 

Watch a video clip of
Wanzie & Stuart rehearsing -

 

Featuring Congressman Ric Keller?:

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/Dance4Success#p/f/12/0MXh_pBMqcE

 

New Orleans Correspondent Reports on Southern Decadence
 
The following is the second in a series of reports from our WANZeGRAM Global Correspondent in New Orleans - Shaun McLain - the first WANZeGRAM subscriber to take us up on our offer to become an out-of-area contributing writer.
 
Decadence and Football
 
New Orleans is a city of many contradictions. This past month we had the big ol' gay Southern Decadence Festival over Labor Day weekend, followed in the same week by the not-quite-so-gay National Football League coming out party. I'll leave it to Wanzie's dear readers to decide which was the more colorful, political, and just more darn fun.
 
When the Saints won the Super Bowl for the first time earlier this year, the city erupted into a huge spontaneous city-wide party. No overturned vehicles, no fires, little violence of any kind. Very unlike other cities with stronger winning traditions. The NFL's attempt to recreate this on opening day with corporate sponsored floats and mainstream bands fell a bit flat. Of course I did attend; it was a party and parade, after all.
 
Not-So-Festive NFL Parade Float
 

 

 In stark contrast to NFL entry: a typical Southern Decadence Float
 
The Theme for Southern Decadence this year was Leather and Feathers. With the recent BP oil spill fiasco, this led to some very interesting costumes in the Sunday afternoon parade. One particularly good looking group (mine) made up of participants from Orlando, New Orleans, Los Angeles, and Dallas, wore black feathers and various bits of leather, and passed out fans to viewers lining the parade route with the words "Don't Tar My Feathers." Many other groups also took on the BP theme.
 
 Shaun's group's "Don't Tar My Feather's" entry.
 
 
Killer Bee Pees
 
We were blessed with some of the best weather ever for Southern Decadence. Of course any Decadence without a hurricane is a good Decadence.  The parade always brings out many New Orleans residents; straight, gay, young, and old.  It also brings out...protestors.  These self-proclaimed "Christians" are pathetic, but at least a bit entertaining. The NOPD keeps them from interrupting the parade, and usually runs their sirens continuously to drown out their drivel. To quote a NOLA blogger, "They are so clownish they become part of the carnival atmosphere. I get more of a laugh out of them than many of the costumes. If they are so appalled of homosexuality, you would think they would go out of the way to avoid the full out... uh... exuberance of Southern Decadence. I mean, if you want to make a statement rent an ad or something. Instead they join in with their own exhibitionism. But they illustrate the yin and yang of it all; in the end the Saint needs the Sinner more than the Sinner needs the Saint."  They also provide a convenient stop to send off our confetti sticks, much to the crowd's delight.  Fortunately these hypocrites are a very tiny minority, and the rest of the city provides a welcoming and accepting attitude.
 
And speaking of Saints, we did win that season opener!
 
Shaun McLain
Official WANZeGRAM Global Correspondent
Reporting from the French Quarter, New Orleans
 
Shaun McLain has lived in the French Quarter of New Orleans for over 3 1/2 years as a Florida transplant from Tampa. A routine visitor to New Orleans before the failure of the levees, Shaun decided to look for a job there immediately post-Katrina. He is pleased to be working for one of the engineering companies helping to rebuild the city he so enjoys, and which he considers to be the most unique in all of America. Shaun is also thrilled to be our very first WANZeGRAM Global Correspondent.
 
Would you like to be a contributing writer? Why not join our soon-to-be team of Global Correspondents. Just write to Wanzie, and he'll get you set up:  wanziemichael@yahoo.com
Orlando Fringe Announces All Hallows 2010
 
Your local Fringe Festival is gearing up for the largest ALL HALLOWS FRINGE in its 20-year history!  
 
In previous years the event was ALL HALLOWS 10 for 10.  But in recognition of the upcoming 20th Annual Orlando International Fringe Festival, the Fringe folks have decided to officially kick off their 20th year by presenting HALLOWS 20 for 20!  That's right----20 shows for 20 dollars.  And for the first time ever, veteran acts from around the globe will be returning!  
 
HALLOWS 20 for 20 will be Orlando's scariest theatre event, and is one night only!
 
This year there's a theme:
 
GOTHIC PROM
 
ALL HALLOWS 20 FOR 20
 
ONE NIGHT ONLY - OCTOBER 23


Orlando Shakespeare Theatre
Orange Venue / Margeson Theatre
812 East Rollins Street
Orlando, FL 32801
 
6 PM Silent Auction 
In the Funeral Parlor (Patrons' Room)
 
7 PM Show
 
50/30 Raffle     SuperPass Raffle     Costume Contest
 
Come see the "World's Smallest Haunted House" as Captain Discovery and the Escape to Planet O presents a special Halloween show-----yes....it's in a closet!
 
The amazing line-up includes:
 
  • Tod Kimbro 
  • Empty Spaces Theatre Company 
  • Rob Ward & Superfriends 
  • Chase Padgett 
  • Janine Klein 
  • Pepe 
  • Mike Garvey 
  • Becky Fisher
  • Brian Feldman
  • VarieTEASE
  • Tod Caviness' Poetry Smackdown
  • Wayburn Sassy & Didi Panche
  • David Lee
  • DRIP
  • Mark Baratelli
  • Jeff Feree'
  • Closet puppets Rob Gee and Paul Strickland
  • And a special guest appearance by Wanzie
 
For tickets, please call George Wallace:
407-648-0077 ext. 2.

 
MasterCard, Visa, Discover, and American Express accepted
 
Tickets are sure to sell out, so please make your reservation now. Don't forget that the 20 for 20 campaign is still in full swing.  For every 20 dollars you donate, you are entered to win a SUPER PASS for the 2011 Festival.
Artist Applications Still Being Accepted for 2011 Fringe
 
Applications for participation in the International Orlando Fringe Theater Festival 2011 are now being accepted through November 1, 2010 at 5 PM.
 
The public lottery is scheduled for November 15th.
 
Applications may be accessed by logging onto - http://www.orlandofringe.org/
Pictures of the Week
 
A stab from theme park past:

 
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 Purchase a ticket to see the opening night performance of

 
And receive FREE club cover for the remainder of the evening, including the 10 PM Footlight Players' All Broadway Revue
With Special Guest Star
 
CAROL LEE  
  
 
 
There are plenty of reasons it's great to be in your 20s, but tight finances aren't one of them!  If you're looking for a night out that won't empty your wallet, Orlando Shakespeare Theater's $20 Under 30 Night promises high entertainment at a low price. Select any of the performances listed in the graphic ad below, and come early for the hippest happy hour for theater-lovers in their 20s. Finally, an economical evening that celebrates your wrinkle-free face, fast metabolism, and youthful energy. We'll pretend we aren't jealous.
 

 
Party starts at 6:30 PM with $2 beer and $3 wine. Stay for the show! Tickets just $20 for those under 30. It's a great place to hang out with friends-or maybe make a few new ones! 
 
To reserve your tickets for $20 Under 30 Nights, call the Orlando Shakespeare Theater box office at 407.447.1700, or visit us online at www.orlandoshakes.org
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
Now on Sale in our Box Office
  
Final Performance
Catch it While You Can
 

 
 
 
 

Purchase a ticket to the show and get complimentary admission to the entertainment complex for the remainder of the evening
 
ENTIRE EVENING
ONLY $10

 

 
 
OPENING NEXT WEEK!
 
title of show 
Music & Lyrics by Jeff Bowen   Book by Hunter Bell
 
Directed & Choreographed by
Kenny Howard & Michael Wanzie
 
Musical Direction & on-stage accompaniment by
John B. deHaas
 
 
Starring

KEVIN KELLY     ROB LOTT
MELISSA MASON BRAILARD
ROBYN PEDRETTI-KELLY

 
Please consider attending the
Saturday, October 2nd
Opening Night Performance
which will include a
POST-SHOW RECEPTION
With complimentary nosh!
Followed by the fabulous
 
  Saturdays, October 2, 9, 16, & 23 at 7:30 PM
 
Industry Night Performance - Monday, October 25 at 8 PM
 
Footlight Theatre
Parliament House Resort
 

Saturdays, October 2, 9, 16 & 23:
 $14 in advance / reserved seating: 

$16 at the door/general admission/if available
 
Monday, October 25:
 $12 in advance/reserved seating

$14 at the door/general admission/if available
 
 
 
 

Advance tickets for

HALLOWEEN THE MUSICAL

Purchased through the

WANZIE.com Online Box Office

Guarantees the ticket buyer access to the roped off

"Best Seats In The House"

Front Center Section

of the

Margeson Theatre

Orlando Shakes

 

Friday, October 22 and Sunday, October 24

 

8 PM

 

$15

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Short Takes:
 
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"Mr. Potato Head was a popular children's toy whose sensory organs could be quickly removed and stored in his ass." - Earth (The Book), The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
 
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World in Brief Title
 
MUSIC - Toxic Audio
The Orlando based a cappella singing group which has played Off Broadway and Vegas to rave reviews is presenting four "fun-filled, family friendly, freakin' awesome shows!" at the beautiful Winter Garden Theatre.
 
TOXIC AUDIO 
 
 
Friday & Saturday, October 1 & 2
 
7 PM & 9 PM
Nightly
 
$12 in advance / $15 day of show
407-877-4736   or   Gardentheater.org
 
Garden Theater
160 Plant Street
Winter Garden, FL 34787 
 
World in Brief Line
 
THEATRE - The 39 Steps
The novel by Hahn Buchan, famously adapted to the big screen by Alfred Hitchcock, recently adapted for the Broadway stage by Patrick Barlow, is now being presented as the non-Shakespearean season opener by the Orlando Shakespeare Festival in association with UCF:
 
"Gut-bustingly funny farce"
Elizabeth Maupin
 
"Visual comic treats"
Matt Palm, Orlando Sentinel
 
"Don't miss it even if you're in the middle of childbirth"
Carl F. Gauze, INK19
 
Mix a Hitchcock masterpiece with a classic spy novel, add a bit of Monty Python, and you have THE 39 STEPS, a fast-paced hilarious whodunit! Broadway's longest running comedy, winner of 2 Tony Awards, Now at Orlando Shakes:
 
THE 39 STEPS
 
 
Now playing through October 10, 2010
 
Wednesdays and Thursdays at 7 PM:
$20, $28, & $34
 
Fridays and Saturdays at 8 PM:
$26, $32, & 38
 
Sundays at 2 PM:
$20, $28, & $34
 
Senior Matinee:
Wednesday, September 29 at 2 PM:
$15
Purchase Tickets:
https://tickets.orlandoshakes.org/tm_apache/1/TMLogin.html?btnLoginFromDetail&p_seq=239
 
 
World in Brief Line
 
THEATER - The Chimes
The full-scale production of the acclaimed PlayFest reading. Set in a boys' prep school in Barrington, Massachusetts, the action moves back and forth between 1980 and the pivotal year 1939.  Returning director David Lee says, "The Chimes ring out to remind us that unless a stand is taken, ignorance and hatred can rule not only an institution of higher education, but an entire civilization."
 
The cast combines the talents of UCF theatre students (many returning to recreate the roles they originated) with three professional actors: Mark Brotherton, a UCF theatre faculty member, and Bob Dolan return to their roles, and noted film actor Tom Nowicki has joined the cast for this production.
 
UCF Theatre Conservatory Presents 
THE CHIMES

 
 
 
Written by Kevin Christopher Snipes
Directed by David Lee
 
Friday & Saturday, September 24 & 25 at 8 PM
 
Tuesday, October 5 at 8 PM
 
Friday and Saturday, October 8 & 9 at 8 PM
 
Sunday, October 10 at 2 PM
 
UCF Theater - Black Box
University Blvd and Alafaya Trail
(Call Box Office for campus directions)
       
Adult $17, senior $15, Student $10
 
Box Office Hours: Weekdays 12:00 - 6:00 PM
Also two hours prior to all performances
 
Box Office Phone:
407.823.1500
 
World in Brief Line  
 
COMEDY HIJINX - The Nearlywed Game
 
Mo Laughs Comedy/Jeff Jones invites you to watch the game show or be a contestant in the game show on the last Friday of each month at Hamburger Mary's Orlando. It's a fun and new twist of TV's classic, The Newlywed Game. Each month, six same-sex couples will compete to see who knows, or thinks they know, each other the best. The couple with the most matching answers will win fabulous prizes. The big difference between this version and the classic show is that no subject is off limits. This show will consist of mature content, and will not be for the faint of heart.  Orlando Comedian Jeff Jones will host the outrageous night of guaranteed laughs and surprises. Couples interested in competing should apply in advance by e-mailing jeff@molaughscomedy.com 
 
 
The Game Show will be presented at 8 PM, and there is no cover. Full menu food and bar service will be available during the show.  Reservations strongly suggested.
 
THE NEARLYWED GAME
With
Jeff Jones

 Friday, September 24, 2010
(Continuing on the last Friday of each month)

8 PM
Hamburger Mary's Orlando
110 W Church St
Orlando, FL
 
Reservations strongly recommended:321-319-0600

World in Brief Line

THEATRE - Company
WANZeGRAM Subscriber friend Frank McLain directs this classic Stephen Sondheim musical which features that great song  "Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch" made famous by original Broadway cast member Elaine Stritch. In this Mad Cow production that throaty belt song falls to the perfectly cast Elizabeth Murff in the role of Joanne. The lead role of Bobby will be played by Shawn Kilgore and the remaining cast members ain't exactly slouches. Michael Colavolpe, Casey Sweeney, Christopher Norton, James Channing, Joe Reed, Kate O'Neal, Sara Catherine Barnes, Rebekah Lane, Natalie Walker, Melissa Careccia, Emily Bramblett, and Heather Charles fill out the ensemble.
 
 Company
 
September 10th - October 17th, 2010
Thursdays through Saturdays at 7:30PM
Sundays at 2:30PM
 
Special DISCOUNTED Industry Night performance on
Mondays September 20 and October 11 at 7:30PM
 
Community Giving Night - Thursday, September 16:
20% of individual ticket sales for this night will benefit Equality Florida. 
 
$29/$27
 
Tickets may be purchased by calling the Box Office at 407.297.8788 or online at http://www.madcowtheatre.com/ 
 
 
Comming Attractions
 
Sept. 30 SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE TOUR - Amway Arena
 
Oct. 1   INTERNATIONAL FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL - Epcot
Oct. 2   HEADRESS BALL - HILTON ORLANDO
Oct. 10  COME OUT WITH PRIDE PARADE - Downtown Orlando
Oct 14   BIKETOBERFEST - Daytona Beach
Oct. 21  MISS OBTA PAGEANT - Footlight Theatre
Oct. 23  Classic Albums Live - MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER - Hard Rock Live!
Oct. 30  Gidget Galore - AIMING FOR THE MOON: My Meteoric Rise to Mediocrity - Footlight Theatre
Now Playing
 
Continuing select evenings through November 1
Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party


 
Standard Magic Kingdom theme park admission tickets will not allow Guests to attend Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party. Special event ticket purchase is required. 

 
 
Continuing select evenings through October 31 
 
HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS XX
Universal Studios Orlando
 
 
Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Orlando Resort is a separately ticketed event. This year's event nights are September 24, 25, & 30; October 1-3, 7-10, 14-17, 20-24, 27-31.
 
Advance tickets may be obtained by logging on to
http://halloweenhorrornights.com/orlando/general_tickets.html
 
 
 
 
Through Oct. 31 - ELEGANT ENIGMAS: THE ART OF EDWARD GOREY - Orlando Museum of Art
 
Ongoing - THE REAL LIFE ABSURDITY OF AMERICAN POLITICS - Nationwide, but especially in Florida and Alaska
Performing Arts Reservation Links & Numbers:
 
Our companion website - WANZIE.com - is pleased to host a permanent listing of Central Florida theatrical & concert venues, as well as most area performing arts companies, with phone numbers and web links for ticketing and reservations. If you are interested in any event listed in the sections directly above, you may quickly access venue/ticketing information when you CLICK HERE.
 
A Note From Wanzie:
 
Regarding the premiere of this season's Dancing With The Stars: What's-her-twat Palin is NOT a "star." She's a casualty!
 
(Bristol - I think that's the name of the "star," although I really do prefer what's-her-twat.)
 
On the other hand, Granny Sarah Palin is NOT a viable candidate for anything except Dancing With The Stars; she walked off her job as governor to become a "star." She should never be allowed to hold public office again!

 

 
Regarding Charlie Christ suddenly doing a 180 in support of gay marriage: Is there any doubt he's simply trying to ensure the country will be a more hospitable place to gays when he finally decides to come out of the closet? That, or he'll say ANYTHING whether or not he actually means it in order to get elected. Either way he's a douche. 

 
 
Regarding Universal Studios closing its Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit Roller Coaster because the cut rate ride manufacturer of that particular attraction issued an "alert" advising that the couplings linking the ride vehicles together had failed stress tests back at the home office: You get what you pay for, Universal. Next time - seeing as how Universal is a world class theme park - they should not again commission a site-specific custom made coaster, on the cheap, from a company with absolutely no track record of building custom coasters before this one.
 
Regarding Taylor the Illustrated Bartender turning 40 years old:
(I know, I know, I thought he was older too.) The actual date is October 3, but the "Official Birthday Celebration" will be during the all new Friday Happy Hour that will debut at PH one week from today (Friday, October 1) with Miss Sammy playing host & DJ while Taylor pours libations, as scantily clad boys dance on boxes. Festivities kick into gear around 6:30 PM. And...STOP THE PRESSES - DRINKS WILL BE HALF PRICE!
 
Regarding the ten thousand dollars the City of Orlando proposes spending on "repurposing" old Parking Meters
, turning them into collection mechanisms for folks to donate money into on behalf of feeding the homeless instead of giving spare change directly to hungry homeless people in Lake Eola Park: Have we entered the Twilight Zone? I mean, really! Can you imagine being homeless and asking someone for some spare change because you're starving, and then watching the person you asked for help reach into their pocket, pull out their coins, and then turn away from you and deposit said coins into a "colorful" repurposed parking meter that's intended to raise funds to feed the homeless?  Take note of which commissioners vote for this absurdity beyond all absurdities, and then campaign against them in the next election. This idea is crazy ass crazy times two.
 

 
Regarding the crazy ass crazy times two plank of the official platform of the Republican Party of Montana which currently states: "We support the clear will of the people of Montana expressed by legislation to keep homosexual acts illegal." We have entered the Twilight Zone, have we not?
 
WTF!

I'm Wanzie and That's All I Wrote
 
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