It's
time to say Goodbye and
Get the hell out!
And while you're at it,
Sing Out Louise!
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Dear Fan,
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May God grant all forward thinking
WANZeGRAM subscribers the strength to
not organize into militias and gather up
His fanatical followers so as to
dispatch them to live out the remainder
of their lives on an uncharted island
where they can do no further harm to
anyone other than themselves.
Some days are more trying than others.
Try not to throw any right wing
Republican Christians to the lions
today...no matter how much they may wish
to deny rights and privileges to those
who don't think and believe as do they.
May peace and common sense restraint be
with you today and always.
Enjoy your WANZeGRAM
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See Wanzie Dance as a Matador/$30-Tickets
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This Sunday - One Show Only
DANCING WITH THE
RADIO STARS
See
WANZIE
dance the PASO
DOBLE with
Stuart Nichols
See
MOIRA
dance the CHA
CHA with
John Evans
Other Radio Stars:
Marvin Hinton Alex Diaz Warren
Lee
Estee John Boy Fresh
Dance Floor
Ringside Table Seating
(Includes Italian Buffet, Dessert & Soft
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$75
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(Includes Italian Buffet, Dessert & Soft
Beverages, and Complimentary - $12 value
- Self-Side Parking)
$50
Spectator Package
(No food included. Admission to ballroom
for show with complimentary soft
beverages and self parking inclusive)
Only $30
All proceeds benefit
Dance For Success
Local public school programs
Cash Bar
Sunday, September 26, 2010
4 PM
Rosen Shingle Creek Resort
Grand Ballroom
9939 Universal Blvd
Orlando, Florida
Purchase a ticket:
http://www.dance4success.org/purchase.html
Donate to this non-profit
School & Youth Partnership Program:
http://www.dance4success.org/index-2.html
Watch a video clip of
Wanzie & Stuart rehearsing -
Featuring Congressman Ric Keller?:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Dance4Success#p/f/12/0MXh_pBMqcE
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New Orleans Correspondent Reports on
Southern Decadence |
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The following is the second in a series
of reports from our WANZeGRAM Global
Correspondent in New Orleans - Shaun
McLain - the first WANZeGRAM subscriber
to take us up on our offer to become an
out-of-area contributing writer.
Decadence
and Football
New Orleans is a city of many
contradictions. This past month we had
the big ol' gay Southern Decadence
Festival over Labor Day weekend,
followed in the same week by the
not-quite-so-gay National Football
League coming out party. I'll leave it
to Wanzie's dear readers to decide which
was the more colorful, political, and
just more darn fun.
When the Saints won the Super Bowl for
the first time earlier this year, the
city erupted into a huge spontaneous
city-wide party. No overturned vehicles,
no fires, little violence of any kind.
Very unlike other cities with stronger
winning traditions. The NFL's attempt to
recreate this on opening day with
corporate sponsored floats and
mainstream bands fell a bit flat. Of
course I did attend; it was a party and
parade, after all.
Not-So-Festive NFL Parade Float
In stark contrast to NFL entry:
a typical Southern Decadence Float
The Theme for Southern Decadence this
year was Leather and Feathers. With the
recent BP oil spill fiasco, this led to
some very interesting costumes in the
Sunday afternoon parade. One
particularly good looking group (mine)
made up of participants from Orlando,
New Orleans, Los Angeles, and Dallas,
wore black feathers and various bits of
leather, and passed out fans to viewers
lining the parade route with the words
"Don't Tar My Feathers." Many other
groups also took on the BP theme.
Shaun's group's "Don't Tar My
Feather's" entry.
Killer
Bee
Pees
We were blessed with some of the best
weather ever for Southern Decadence. Of
course any Decadence without a hurricane
is a good Decadence. The parade always
brings out many New Orleans residents;
straight, gay, young, and old. It also
brings out...protestors. These
self-proclaimed "Christians" are
pathetic, but at least a bit
entertaining. The NOPD keeps them from
interrupting the parade, and usually
runs their sirens continuously to drown
out their drivel. To quote a NOLA
blogger, "They are so clownish they
become part of the carnival atmosphere.
I get more of a laugh out of them than
many of the costumes. If they are so
appalled of homosexuality, you would
think they would go out of the way to
avoid the full out... uh... exuberance
of Southern Decadence. I mean, if you
want to make a statement rent an ad or
something. Instead they join in with
their own exhibitionism. But they
illustrate the yin and yang of it all;
in the end the Saint needs the Sinner
more than the Sinner needs the Saint."
They also provide a convenient stop to
send off our confetti sticks, much to
the crowd's delight. Fortunately these
hypocrites are a very tiny minority, and
the rest of the city provides a
welcoming and accepting attitude.
And speaking of Saints, we did win that
season opener!
Shaun
McLain
Official WANZeGRAM Global Correspondent
Reporting from the French Quarter, New
Orleans
Shaun McLain has lived in the French
Quarter of New Orleans for over 3 1/2
years as a Florida transplant from
Tampa. A routine visitor to New Orleans
before the failure of the levees, Shaun
decided to look for a job there
immediately post-Katrina. He is pleased
to be working for one of the engineering
companies helping to rebuild the city he
so enjoys, and which he considers to be
the most unique in all of America. Shaun
is also thrilled to be our very first
WANZeGRAM Global Correspondent.
Would you like to be a contributing
writer? Why not join our soon-to-be team
of Global Correspondents. Just write to
Wanzie, and he'll get you set up:
wanziemichael@yahoo.com
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Orlando Fringe Announces All Hallows 2010 |
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Your local
Fringe Festival is gearing up for the
largest ALL HALLOWS FRINGE in its
20-year history!
In
previous years the event was ALL HALLOWS
10 for 10. But in recognition of the
upcoming 20th Annual Orlando
International Fringe Festival, the
Fringe folks have decided to officially
kick off their 20th year by presenting
HALLOWS 20 for 20! That's right----20
shows for 20 dollars. And for the first
time ever, veteran acts from around the
globe will be returning!
HALLOWS 20
for 20 will be Orlando's scariest
theatre event, and is one night only!
This year there's a theme:
GOTHIC PROM
ALL
HALLOWS 20 FOR 20
ONE NIGHT
ONLY - OCTOBER 23
Orlando Shakespeare Theatre
Orange Venue / Margeson Theatre
812 East
Rollins Street
Orlando,
FL 32801
6
PM Silent Auction
In the Funeral Parlor (Patrons' Room)
7
PM Show
50/30 Raffle SuperPass Raffle
Costume Contest
Come see the "World's Smallest Haunted
House" as Captain Discovery and the
Escape to Planet O presents a special
Halloween show-----yes....it's in a
closet!
The amazing line-up includes:
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Tod Kimbro
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Empty Spaces Theatre Company
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Rob Ward & Superfriends
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Chase Padgett
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Janine Klein
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Pepe
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Mike Garvey
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Becky Fisher
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Brian Feldman
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VarieTEASE
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Tod Caviness' Poetry Smackdown
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Wayburn Sassy & Didi Panche
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David Lee
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DRIP
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Mark Baratelli
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Jeff Feree'
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Closet puppets Rob Gee and Paul
Strickland
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And a special guest appearance by Wanzie
For tickets, please call
George Wallace:
407-648-0077 ext. 2.
MasterCard, Visa, Discover, and
American Express accepted
Tickets are sure to sell out, so
please make your reservation now.
Don't forget that the 20 for 20
campaign is still in full swing.
For every 20 dollars you donate, you
are entered to win a SUPER PASS for
the 2011 Festival.
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Artist Applications Still Being
Accepted for 2011 Fringe |
Applications for participation in
the International Orlando Fringe
Theater Festival 2011 are now being
accepted through November 1, 2010 at
5 PM.
The public lottery is scheduled for
November 15th.
Applications may be accessed by
logging onto - http://www.orlandofringe.org/
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Pictures of the Week |
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A stab from theme park past:

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including the 10 PM Footlight Players'
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With Special Guest Star
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There are
plenty of reasons it's great to be in
your 20s, but tight finances aren't one
of them! If you're looking for a night
out that won't empty your wallet,
Orlando Shakespeare Theater's $20 Under
30 Night promises high entertainment at
a low price. Select any of the
performances listed in the graphic ad
below, and come early for the hippest
happy hour for theater-lovers in their
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celebrates your wrinkle-free face, fast
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Party
starts at 6:30 PM with $2 beer and $3
wine. Stay for the show! Tickets just
$20 for those under 30. It's a great
place to hang out with friends-or maybe
make a few new ones!
To reserve your tickets for $20 Under 30
Nights, call the Orlando Shakespeare
Theater box office at
407.447.1700, or visit us
online at www.orlandoshakes.org
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Now on Sale in our Box Office
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Final Performance
Catch it While You Can
Purchase a
ticket to the show and get complimentary
admission to the entertainment complex for
the remainder of the evening
ENTIRE EVENING
ONLY $10
Music & Lyrics by Jeff Bowen Book by
Hunter Bell
Directed & Choreographed by
Kenny Howard & Michael Wanzie
Musical Direction & on-stage
accompaniment by
John B.
deHaas
Starring
KEVIN
KELLY ROB LOTT
MELISSA MASON
BRAILARD
ROBYN PEDRETTI-KELLY
Please consider attending the
Saturday,
October 2nd
Opening
Night Performance
which will include a
POST-SHOW RECEPTION
With complimentary nosh!
Followed
by the fabulous
Saturdays, October 2, 9, 16, & 23 at
7:30 PM
Industry Night Performance - Monday,
October 25 at 8 PM
Footlight Theatre
Parliament
House Resort
Saturdays,
October 2, 9, 16 & 23:
$14 in advance / reserved seating:
$16 at the door/general admission/if
available
Monday, October 25:
$12 in advance/reserved seating
$14 at the door/general admission/if
available
Advance tickets for
HALLOWEEN THE MUSICAL
Purchased through the
WANZIE.com Online Box Office
Guarantees the ticket buyer access to
the roped off
"Best Seats In The House"
Front Center Section
of the
Margeson Theatre
Orlando Shakes
Friday, October 22 and Sunday, October
24
8 PM
$15
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But it takes two to play! Send your
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"Happy
Birthday, Taylor. You don't look a
day over 39." - Joel
Gran
"Mr.
Potato Head was a popular children's
toy whose sensory organs could be
quickly removed and stored in his
ass." - Earth (The
Book), The Daily Show With Jon
Stewart
"People who want to share their
religious views with you almost
never want you to share yours with
them." - Dave Barry
Remember to vote for Wanzie as
"Orlando's Favorite Spiritual
Leader" 2010:
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MUSIC - Toxic Audio
The Orlando based a cappella
singing group which has played
Off Broadway and Vegas to rave
reviews is presenting four
"fun-filled, family friendly,
freakin' awesome shows!" at the
beautiful Winter Garden Theatre.
TOXIC AUDIO
Friday & Saturday, October 1 & 2
7 PM & 9 PM
Nightly
$12 in advance / $15 day of show
407-877-4736 or
Gardentheater.org
Garden Theater
160 Plant Street
Winter Garden, FL 34787
THEATRE - The 39 Steps
The novel by Hahn
Buchan, famously adapted to the
big screen by Alfred Hitchcock,
recently adapted for the
Broadway stage by Patrick
Barlow, is now being presented
as the non-Shakespearean season
opener by the Orlando
Shakespeare Festival in
association with UCF:
"Gut-bustingly funny
farce"
Elizabeth Maupin
"Visual comic treats"
Matt Palm, Orlando Sentinel
"Don't miss it even if
you're in the middle of
childbirth"
Carl F. Gauze, INK19
Mix a Hitchcock masterpiece with
a classic spy novel, add a bit
of Monty Python, and you have
THE 39 STEPS, a fast-paced
hilarious whodunit! Broadway's
longest running comedy, winner
of 2 Tony Awards, Now at Orlando
Shakes:
THE 39 STEPS
Now playing through October 10,
2010
Wednesdays and Thursdays at 7
PM:
$20, $28, & $34
Fridays and Saturdays at
8 PM:
$26, $32, & 38
Sundays at 2 PM:
$20, $28, & $34
Senior Matinee:
Wednesday, September 29 at 2 PM:
$15
Purchase Tickets:
https://tickets.orlandoshakes.org/tm_apache/1/TMLogin.html?btnLoginFromDetail&p_seq=239

THEATER - The Chimes
The full-scale
production of the acclaimed
PlayFest reading. Set in a boys'
prep school in Barrington,
Massachusetts, the action moves
back and forth between 1980 and
the pivotal year 1939.
Returning director David Lee
says, "The Chimes ring out to
remind us that unless a stand is
taken, ignorance and hatred can
rule not only an institution of
higher education, but an entire
civilization."
The cast combines the talents of
UCF theatre students (many
returning to recreate the roles
they originated) with three
professional actors: Mark
Brotherton, a UCF theatre
faculty member, and Bob Dolan
return to their roles, and noted
film actor Tom Nowicki has
joined the cast for this
production.
UCF Theatre Conservatory
Presents
THE CHIMES
Written by Kevin Christopher
Snipes
Directed by David Lee
Friday & Saturday,
September 24 & 25 at 8 PM
Tuesday, October 5 at 8 PM
Friday and Saturday, October 8 &
9 at 8 PM
Sunday, October 10 at 2 PM
UCF Theater - Black Box
University Blvd and
Alafaya Trail
(Call Box Office for campus
directions)
Adult $17, senior $15, Student
$10
Box Office Hours: Weekdays 12:00
- 6:00 PM
Also two hours prior to all
performances
Box Office Phone:
407.823.1500
COMEDY HIJINX - The Nearlywed
Game
Mo Laughs Comedy/Jeff Jones
invites you to watch the game show
or be a contestant in the game show
on the last Friday of each month at
Hamburger Mary's Orlando. It's a fun
and new twist of TV's classic, The
Newlywed Game. Each month, six
same-sex couples will compete to see
who knows, or thinks they know, each
other the best. The couple with the
most matching answers will win
fabulous prizes. The big difference
between this version and the classic
show is that no subject is off
limits. This show will consist of
mature content, and will not be for
the faint of heart. Orlando
Comedian Jeff Jones will host the
outrageous night of guaranteed
laughs and surprises. Couples
interested in competing should apply
in advance by e-mailing
jeff@molaughscomedy.com
The Game Show will be presented
at 8 PM, and there is no cover.
Full menu food and bar service
will be available during the
show. Reservations strongly
suggested.
THE NEARLYWED GAME
With
Jeff Jones

Friday,
September 24, 2010
(Continuing on the last
Friday of each month)
8
PM
Hamburger Mary's Orlando
110 W Church St
Orlando, FL
Reservations strongly
recommended:321-319-0600

THEATRE - Company
WANZeGRAM Subscriber friend
Frank McLain
directs this classic Stephen
Sondheim musical which features
that great song "Here's To The
Ladies Who Lunch" made famous by
original Broadway cast member
Elaine Stritch. In this Mad Cow
production that throaty belt
song falls to the perfectly cast
Elizabeth Murff
in the role of Joanne. The lead
role of Bobby will be played by
Shawn Kilgore
and the remaining cast members
ain't exactly slouches.
Michael Colavolpe,
Casey Sweeney,
Christopher Norton,
James Channing,
Joe Reed,
Kate O'Neal,
Sara Catherine Barnes,
Rebekah Lane,
Natalie Walker,
Melissa Careccia,
Emily Bramblett,
and Heather Charles
fill out the ensemble.

September 10th - October 17th,
2010
Thursdays through Saturdays at
7:30PM
Sundays at 2:30PM
Special DISCOUNTED Industry
Night performance on
Mondays September 20 and October
11 at 7:30PM
Community Giving Night -
Thursday, September 16:
20% of individual ticket sales
for this night will
benefit Equality Florida.
$29/$27
Tickets may be purchased by
calling the Box Office at
407.297.8788
or online at
http://www.madcowtheatre.com/
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Comming Attractions |
Sept. 30 SO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DANCE TOUR -
Amway Arena
Oct. 1 INTERNATIONAL
FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL -
Epcot
Oct. 2 HEADRESS BALL
- HILTON ORLANDO
Oct. 10 COME OUT WITH
PRIDE PARADE - Downtown
Orlando
Oct 14 BIKETOBERFEST
- Daytona Beach
Oct. 21 MISS OBTA
PAGEANT - Footlight
Theatre
Oct. 23 Classic
Albums Live - MICHAEL
JACKSON'S THRILLER
- Hard Rock
Live!
Oct. 30 Gidget
Galore - AIMING FOR THE
MOON: My
Meteoric Rise to
Mediocrity - Footlight
Theatre
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Now Playing |
Continuing select evenings
through November 1
Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween
Party

Standard Magic Kingdom theme park
admission tickets will not allow
Guests to attend Mickey's
Not-So-Scary Halloween Party.
Special event ticket purchase is
required.
Continuing select evenings
through October 31
HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS XX
Universal Studios Orlando
Halloween Horror Nights at Universal
Orlando Resort is a separately
ticketed event. This year's event
nights are September 24, 25, & 30;
October 1-3, 7-10, 14-17, 20-24,
27-31.
Advance tickets may be obtained by
logging on to
http://halloweenhorrornights.com/orlando/general_tickets.html
Through Oct. 31 - ELEGANT
ENIGMAS: THE ART OF EDWARD GOREY
- Orlando Museum of Art
Ongoing - THE REAL LIFE
ABSURDITY OF AMERICAN POLITICS
- Nationwide, but especially in
Florida and Alaska
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Performing Arts Reservation Links & Numbers: |
Our
companion website -
WANZIE.com -
is pleased to host a permanent
listing of Central Florida
theatrical & concert venues, as
well as most area performing
arts companies, with phone
numbers and web links for
ticketing and reservations. If
you are interested in any event
listed in the sections directly
above, you may quickly access
venue/ticketing information when
you
CLICK HERE.
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A Note From Wanzie:
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Regarding the premiere
of this season's Dancing With
The Stars:
What's-her-twat Palin is NOT a
"star." She's a casualty!
(Bristol - I think that's the
name of the "star," although I
really do prefer
what's-her-twat.)
On the other hand, Granny Sarah
Palin is NOT a viable candidate
for anything except Dancing With
The Stars; she walked off her
job as governor to become a
"star." She should never be
allowed to hold public office
again!

Regarding Charlie Christ
suddenly doing a 180 in support
of gay marriage: Is there any
doubt he's simply trying to
ensure the country will be a
more hospitable place to gays
when he finally decides to come
out of the closet? That, or
he'll say ANYTHING whether or
not he actually means it in
order to get elected. Either way
he's a douche.

Regarding Universal Studios
closing its Hollywood Rip Ride
Rockit Roller Coaster because
the cut rate ride manufacturer
of that particular attraction
issued an "alert" advising that
the couplings linking the ride
vehicles together had failed
stress tests back at the home
office: You get what you pay
for, Universal. Next time -
seeing as how Universal is a
world class theme park - they
should not again commission a
site-specific custom made
coaster, on the cheap, from a
company with absolutely no track
record of building custom
coasters before this one.
Regarding Taylor the Illustrated
Bartender turning 40 years old:
(I know, I know, I thought
he was older too.) The actual date
is October 3, but the "Official
Birthday Celebration" will be during
the all new Friday Happy Hour that
will debut at PH one week from today
(Friday, October 1) with Miss Sammy
playing host & DJ while Taylor pours
libations, as scantily clad boys
dance on boxes. Festivities kick
into gear around 6:30 PM. And...STOP
THE PRESSES - DRINKS WILL BE HALF
PRICE!
Regarding the ten thousand
dollars the City of Orlando
proposes spending on
"repurposing" old Parking Meters,
turning them into collection
mechanisms for folks to donate
money into on behalf of feeding
the homeless instead of giving
spare change directly to hungry
homeless people in Lake Eola
Park: Have we entered the
Twilight Zone? I mean, really!
Can you imagine being homeless
and asking someone for some
spare change because you're
starving, and then watching the
person you asked for help reach
into their pocket, pull out
their coins, and then turn away
from you and deposit said coins
into a "colorful" repurposed
parking meter that's intended to
raise funds to feed the
homeless? Take note of which
commissioners vote for this
absurdity beyond all
absurdities, and then campaign
against them in the next
election. This idea is crazy ass
crazy times two.

Regarding the crazy ass crazy
times two plank of the official
platform of the Republican Party
of Montana which currently
states: "We support the clear
will of the people of Montana
expressed by legislation to keep
homosexual acts illegal." We
have entered the Twilight Zone,
have we not?
WTF!
I'm Wanzie and That's All I
Wrote
P.S. Here's the link to WAVE
Award voting:
2009 Wave Award
Winner for Favorite
Local Spiritual Leader
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