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WICKED – SCHMICK-ED!
SCHMICK-ED: A Totally WICKED Parody!From those wacky dames of Twisted Sisters’ Comedy Hour, Miss Sammy, Carol Lee, and Gidget Galore (and from the pen and warped mind of playwright Matthew Arter) comes an all new Florida-based parody of the most highly attended show on Broadway.

SCHMICK-ED: A Totally Wicked Parody opens a 3-show-only run at Footlight Theater beginning on Saturday evening November 8, 2008.

Arter’s SCHMICK-ED is the story of two friends, Elpheba (Miss Sammy) Greenblat and Galinda (Carol Lee) Goldman, who are roommates in an up-scale retirement community in Boca Raton. They kvetch, they sing, they shop, and they each fall in love with the same plastic surgeon. Trouble ensues. They get verklempt.  In the end, they discover they are better friends than they realized.  It's all enough to make you put down the cream cheese and hug someone. Gidget Galore rounds out the cast of three as wheel chair-bound narrator, Tessie Rose.

Even if you’ve never seen Wicked, the story of Schmick-ed stands on it’s own as a wholly enjoyable and fully understandable (and funny as all get out) show. If indeed you are familiar with the songs from Wicked (and/or are Jewish or know someone who is Jewish) the show for you will be like buttah.

With only three show-dates on offer these tickets will go fast. Select-a-Seat today!

Orlando's 'Twisted Sisters'
MISS SAMMY & CAROL LEE

in

SCHMICK-ED
A Totally Wicked Parody


Written by
MATTHEW ARTER

Also featuring
Gidget Galore

Saturdays at 8 PM

November 8th
November 15th
November 22nd


Footlight Theatre
@ The Parliament House
410 N. Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando FL

Only $12!

All seats reserved!




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ONLY ONE SHOW REMAINS!

VarieTEASE: DEBAUCH - Tickets go on sale beginning Sat. morning!

FINAL PERFORMANCE:
Wed. Oct. 22nd @ 9:00 PM

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MARE TO BE REMEMBERED THIS SATURDAY!
For those of you who wish to commemorate the life of Marilyn (Mare the Maid) Gordon-Corwin, we are pleased to announce a life celebration party will be held in her honor, this Saturday, at one of her favorite spots; the outdoor veranda of the Tap Room at Dubsdread City Golf Course.

This will be a very informal gathering of family and friends who will come together to share memories and photographs and throw back a drink or two in remembrance of Mare. Dress is casual. No suits allowed.
A young Miss Mare throwing the attitude already!
A private area has been secured on the Veranda. The group will have a dedicated outdoor bar and server, and light snacks will be provided as part of the minimum required catering buy. Bar tabs and lunch tabs (should you care to dine) are the personal responsibility of each attendee and donations will gratefully be accepted to defray the mandatory costs associated with reserving the space.

At the conclusion of the Life Celebration, those who care to, may join family and other friends, as they take the short drive over to Rollins College Campus where the ashes will be joined into the Lake, from Dinky Dock, in accordance with Mare’s wishes.

If you would like to attend the party at Dubsdread, it is important you kindly R.S.V.P. to WANZIE prior to 11:AM on Saturday so the facility can be properly prepared.

MARE’S LIFE CELEBRATION
Saturday October 18, 2008   2 PM - 4 PM
Dubsdread City Golf Course
549 West Par Street
(1 block east off Edgewater Dr.)

in Orlando

VIEW RECENT ADDITIONS TO ONLINE MEMORIAL
Since its first posting, pictures and/or text memories of Mare have recently been submitted and included in the online living memorial. Recent additions are from friends Nancy Jacobson and Jim Lussier, as well as Fran, from up in the Carolina mountains, and also from her brother John.


EVERYTHING MUST GO / SALE THIS SATURDAY!
Orlando theatrical community mainstay ain't stayin’ much longer. Chad (Invisible Arts Project) Lewis and his faithful companions, Zoe, Dirty Kirty, and graphic arts guru Jason Donnelly, will soon be leaving Orlando to take up residence in that fabled “city by the bay”.  Since they will be driving across country in their Jeep they have to get rid of few things. Their actual departure is not until December, but they will be vacating their College Park residence by the end of this month. Therefore it’s GARAGE SALE TIME!

Among the many items up for sale:
  • Bookshelves: 1 white 6'Hx3'W. Also 4 wood grain 6'Hx1'W
  • 4 Drawer filing cabinet
  • 2 end tables, wood grain, glass topped
  • 1 wooden coffee table
  • 2 dressers
  • 2 directors chairs
  • TV trays, set of three (one broke)
  • Kitchen stuff
  • Books
  • Men's clothes
  • A garage full of stuff!
The boys also have couches that are for sale, but only on the lay-away plan; “We prefer them to be picked up at the end of the month, if anyone is interested, as we would like some where to sit till then” says Chad.

Garage Sale - Saturday at 8 AM
3 MEN AND A DOG
GARAGE SALE

 Saturday, October 18, 2008
8 AM - 3 PM
1411 Guernsey Street
(College Park near the Trail)
Orlando Florida, 32804




NOTHING BEATS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT!  CHECK OUT THIS LINEUP:


VarieTEASE DEBAUCH
ONLY ONE SHOW REMAINS!


The next edition of VarieTEASE is now on sale!

babyblue productions & invisible arts project

p r e s e n t

A Sinister Fusion of Performance Art, Dance, Theater
Superb Music Mixes and Visual Delights

$15
Footlight Theatre

Wednesdays at 9 PM:

VarieTEASE: DEBAUCH
From babybluestar productions & invisible arts
Will Call (Select-A-Seat not available for this show)
Wed. Oct. 22nd @ 9:00 PM


JESUS HOPPED THE A TRAIN

Tickets for JESUS HOPPED THE A TRAIN are now on sale!

empty spaces theatre co. & Warren acting Company

p r e s e n t

a riveting play about guilt and innocence, judgment and desperation,
and the true nature of redemption. Winner FRINGE FIRST Award at Edinburgh Fringe,
and declared “Best Pay” by the Detroit Free press. “shocking, shattering, stunningly well-written” - The Daily Telegram.

Thursdays through Sundays
October 9th – October 25th
Orlando Shakes
$22 General / $18 Students/Seniors

Mandell Theatre
Lowndes Shakespeare Center
Jesus Hopped the A Train
Written by Adly Guirgis
empty spaces theatre co.
Warren Acting Company
General Admission
Student/Senior General Admission Student/Senior
Sat. Oct. 11th @ 8:30 PM Sat. Oct. 11th @ 8:30 PM Fri. Oct. 17th @ 8:30 PM Fri. Oct. 17th @ 8:30 PM
Sat. Oct. 18th @ 8:30 PM Sat. Oct. 18th @ 8:30 PM Sun Oct. 19th @ 2:30 PM Sun Oct. 19th @ 2:30 PM
Fri. Oct. 24th @ 8:30 PM Fri. Oct. 24th @ 8:30 PM Sat. Oct. 25th @ 8:30 PM Sat. Oct. 25th @ 8:30 PM



Leslie Jordan's MY TRIP DOWN THE PINK CARPET

Tickets for JESUS HOPPED THE A TRAIN are now on sale!

Reaction Productions & WANZIE Presents

2 Shows Only!

All seats reserved!

Footlight Theatre 8 PM

50% of profits to benefit
ORLANDO YOUTH ALLIANCE

All tickets $43





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6th ANNUAL 
GAY ORLANDO FILM FESTIVAL!
It's an all new festival. It is now its own entity, which serves as a premier showcase for artistically innovative, culturally rich, and socially relevant gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered cinema. The Gay Orlando Film Festival educates and entertains audiences with content ranging from the thoughtfully poignant and family friendly to more risqué themes. The program is part of Enzian's cultural festival circuit.



Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!
ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL: GAYS GONE WILD!
"The most hilarious gay film spoof ever made!"
— GAY.COM


Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon
WRANGLER: ANATOMY OF AN ICON

"Entertaining! The tales of the glory days of sex, fun, and liberation are too juicy to disregard."
— VILLAGE VOICE


Chris & Don: A Love Story!
CHRIS & DON: A LOVE STORY

"Recounts a love that approaches the transcendental!"
— David Edelstein, NEW YORK MAGAZINE



Itty Bitty Titty Committee!
ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE

"With cartoonish playfulness, Itty Bitty Titty Committee updates riot grrrl culture and breathes new cool into feminism."
— Jessica Stites, ADVOCATE



You can see all four of the above films at the 6th Annual Gay Orlando Film Festival, October 25th & 26th, at the fabulous Enzian Theatre in Maitland.


Saturday, October 25th:
11:30 AM – Chris & Don: A Love Story
1:30 PM – Itty Bitty Titty Committee

Sunday, October 26th:
11:30 AM - Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!
1:30 PM – Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon

Our pal (and producer of the upcoming David Lee-directed THE NEW CENTURY coming to the P-House in January) Margaret Nolan is but one of the fine people at the helm of this wonderful endeavor.
Series Pass - $50
Single admittance to ALL FOUR FILMS, mimosas, and the ability to reserve a table! To purchase a Series Pass simply click here: http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?agency=TDC&pid=6343898

Individual Tickets - $15
Single admittance to a single film with mimosas. To purchase individual tickets, click on the link provided below, then scroll down to the film of your choice and click on the film-time indicated in red to access the shopping cart for that particular film: http://www.enzian.org/festivals/gayorlando.html

Group rates and seating are available by contacting Jordan Meade: 407-644-5625 ext. 327


The WANZeGRAM and WANZIE.com are proud Media Sponsors of the Gay Orlando Film Festival along with Official Promotional Sponsor, Watermark. The Gay Orlando Film Festival is a project of Enzian Theater.

This project is supported by United Arts of Central Florida, with funds from the United Arts Campaign and by the State of Florida, Department of State, Division of Cultural Affairs, and the Florida Arts Council, and the National Endowment for the Arts.

For film synopsis’, stills, and further information click on: http://www.enzian.org/festivals/gayorlando.htmls




COMING ATTRACTIONS:

Now thru Nov. 24th:   UNIVERSAL'S HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS – USF
Thu. Oct.  9th - 18th:   JESUS HOPPED THE A TRAIN – Orlando Shakes
Oct: 11th, 18th, 25th, Nov 1st:   Footlight Players Salute LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS – Footlight Theatre
Fri. Oct. 17th:   All HALLOWS 10 FOR FRINGE – Footlight Theatre
Sat. Oct. 18th:   DOLLY PARTON – UCF Arena
Sun. Oct. 19th:   All HALLOWS 10 FOR FRINGE – Footlight Theatre
Oct. 21st - Oct. 26th:   WIZARD OF OZ – Broadway Series/Bob Carr
Wed. Oct. 22nd:   VarieTEASE: DEBAUCH – Footlight Theatre
Nov. 8th, 15th and 22nd:   Twisted Sisters in SCHMICKED an Awesome WICKED Musical Fable – Footlight Theatre
Nov. 14th, 16th and 18th:   Il Trovatore (Verdi) – Bob Carr
Nov. 19th and 20th:   LESLIE JORDAN Return Engagement at PH!
Nov. 28th thru Dec. 30th:   CANDLELIGHT PROCESSIONAL  - EPCOT
Dec. 2nd - 7th:   Avenue Q – Bob Carr
Dec. 2nd:   JASON MARAZ– Hard Rock Live

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the empty spaces theatre co. & Warren Acting Company present ...
Jesus Hopped the A Train - Ticket now on sale!
Now playing the Mandell Theatre - Tickets now on sale!


THE CRITICS HAVE SPOKEN:

“Metaphors hit like cold, hard day in Jesus Hopped the A Train, the combustive drama by Stephen Adly Guirgis, in a co-production of Empty Spaces Theatre Co. and the Warren Acting Company. . .There’s too little theater as fierce as this.
-- Elizabeth Maupin, Orlando Sentinel
 
“Empty Spaces stakes out the high ground on Serious Theater in Orlando. Jesus Hopped The A Train is a meaty and complex drama, if a bit blunt. . . at its root “Jesus” reworks the classic Greek tragedies with a hero who gets kneecapped by the Gods.”
-- Charles Gauze, Ink19 Archikulture Digest
 
“Jesus Hopped The A Train” is a consistently gripping piece, both as a prison and courtroom drama, and also as it explores the way people grasp at religion as our last hope for coping in a life shattering situation -- though not always in ways recognizable by your neighborhood. ….There are a lot of moments in this play that are likely to haunt you long after the production is over.”
-- Michael W. Freeman, Editor, The Reporter – The Ledger (10/08)

 
“Prisoners of Life…so clever is Guirgis’ dialogue that we get rolled up in the quickly paced action, leaving the unanswerable heavy stuff to linger in the mind: When is killing wrong?  When is killing right?. . .The ensemble cast members admirably anchor their well-cast characters. . .There are more than a few moments (like this) in the play – not knowing whether to laugh or cry at the inhumanity of humanity.  That’s the signature of director John DiDonna, who worked in collaboration with Seth Kubersky and Joel Warren to present the local premiere of the Guirgis sensation.”
-- Lindy T. Shepherd, Editor,  Orlando Weekly (10/16/08 issue)
 
"Best place to see something edgy: Empty Spaces Theatre Co., which may not have a permanent home but has a permanent place in audiences' hearts as the theater company most likely to introduce them to a weird new world. >From Stripped to Bent to Beckett, Empty Spaces has prodded theatergoers into thinking and feeling — which is what theater is about."
-- Elizabeth Maupin, Orlando Sentinel (10/3/08)


Mandell Theatre
Lowndes Shakespeare Center
Jesus Hopped the A Train
Written by Adly Guirgis
empty spaces theatre co.
Warren Acting Company
General Admission
Student/Senior General Admission Student/Senior
Sat. Oct. 11th @ 8:30 PM Sat. Oct. 11th @ 8:30 PM Fri. Oct. 17th @ 8:30 PM Fri. Oct. 17th @ 8:30 PM
Sat. Oct. 18th @ 8:30 PM Sat. Oct. 18th @ 8:30 PM Sun Oct. 19th @ 2:30 PM Sun Oct. 19th @ 2:30 PM
Fri. Oct. 24th @ 8:30 PM Fri. Oct. 24th @ 8:30 PM Sat. Oct. 25th @ 8:30 PM Sat. Oct. 25th @ 8:30 PM


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The World in Brief ... Theater - Events - Fundraisers - Concerts - Parties

STAGE READING: PLAYWRIGHT'S ROUNDTABLE OF ORLANDO FLORIDA
A free reading of two new plays at the Orlando Public Library.

The first play is John Goring's MAC BETTY, a comedy set in the Clinton White House with Hillary Clinton recast as Shakespeare's Lady MacBeth. Directed by Barbara Solomon.

Immediately following will be the reading of Al Pergande's new play THE MAYOR OF ORANGE AVENUE.  This fairy tale follows an antique shop owner about to be evicted by her conniving landlord. He's after a real estate killing and his buyer is after her shop assistant. Even as buildings collapse, dreams can come true and fairy godmothers sometimes appear when you least expect them. Directed by Christian Kelty.

A short audience talk back will follow each reading.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

1 PM: Mac Betty
2 PM: The Mayor of Orange Avenue

Orlando Public Library

101 East Central Avenue, First Floor

Free to the general public. Parking is available in the Library Garage at nominal cost. Street parking may also be available.

DISCLAIMER: If you think that the resemblance between the characters in these plays and any person living or dead is only coincidental, you're just not trying hard enough.

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DANCE:
VOCE DANCE PRESENTS!
The 2008 main stage performance by this avant-garde dance company/Orlando Fringe staple. Of their 2007 show Orlando Sentinel Dance Critic, Diane Hubbard Burns wrote – “ Seamless…notable for its liberated yet disciplined exploration of movement and the quality of its performances, both visual and aural."

Voce Dance Presents
Nov. 7th, 8th @8 PM
Nov. 9th @2 PM

Garden Theatre
160 West Plant Street
Winter Garden, FL

Tickets: $18 / $14 Students & Seniors: 407-877-4736 x305

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CABARET:
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW
Cabaret benefit for upstart CHECKERBOARD PRODUCTIONS - an entirely high school and college student operated and funded theatre group. Various seasoned and recognized local theater professionals along with the up and coming performers from academia will sing in a casual and very sociable setting. The youngsters will be singing the old standards and the oldsters will be performing numbers form the more contemporary Broadway shows. Lizzie Krieger will accompany.

Scheduled performers include:
Elizabeth Murff
Bob Dolan
Steve MacKinnon
Melissa Mason
Megan Wiley
Doug Ba’aser
Meredith Rice
Danielle Lang
Roxanne Fay
Monday, October 27th @ 7PM

Advance Tickets $8/$6 students:
www.myspace.com/checkerboardpro


All Tickets $10 at the door

Orlando Youth Theatre
(Formerly the Studio Theatre, which was formerly The Garage Theatre)

Next door to SAK Comedy Lab

398 West Amelia Street, Orlando
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THEATER:
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
Theatre Downtown production of Christopher Serger play based on the Pulitzer Prize winning novel by Truman Copote’s old friend LEE HARPER. Frank Hilgenberg directs this stage classic made famous by the old black & white movie version staring Gregory Peck.

To Kill A Mocking Bird

Playing now through November 2nd, 2008

Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at 8 PM
Sunday Matinees at 2:30 PM on only Oct. 19th & Nov.2nd

Tickets $18 / $15 Seniors & Students

Reservations: 407.841.0083

Theatre Downtown
2113 North Orange Ave
Corner of Princeton
Orlando, Florida

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A Streetcar Named Desire!
THEATER:
A STREET CAR NAMED DESIRE
Inaugural production of Tennessee Williams classic by the all-new Greater Orlando Actors Theatre. Directed by Paul Castaneda, featuring the very lovely, talented and lick-able – Daniel Cooksley. Also featuring the well-known sister of another lick-able hunk – Lisa Halstead.


 

October 9- through October 25th
Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays @ 8 PM


Greater Orlando Actors Theatre
1013 East Colonial Drive
(Next to the old Cruises Only building)

Tickets:  $18 /$15 Seniors & Students

Save $1 on EACH ticket by purchasing
your tickets online at www.goatgroup.com

Or call 407.872.8451

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THEATER:
THE GLASS MENAGERIE
David Lee directs this Orlando Shakespeare Theater production of the Tennessee Williams classic, in partnership with UCF. Local theater performer Anne Hering leads the cast as Amanda. Tom is played by Jim Ireland, a New York actor, who was last seen at Orlando Shakes as The Fool in King Lear. Newcomer to Orlando Shakes, Katherine Michelle Tanner, from Sarasota, joins the cast as Laura. Brad Roller, a recent graduate from The School of the Arts at Sanford University in Birmingham and a current participant in Orlando Shakes’ Intern Training Program, rounds out the cast in the role of Jim, the gentleman caller.

The Glass Menagerie!

October 15th through November 16th

Lowndes Shakespeare Center
Loch Haven Park, Orlando

Ticket $14 to $38
407 447-1700 or online at
www.orlandoshakes.org


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A NOTE FROM WANZIE!
Nowhere are the effects of the tightening purse string more evident then in the sparsely populated theater venues throughout greater Orlando.  I have attended many shows over the past two months and have been terribly disappointed at the turn out. Every theater in town is hurting.

So I want to entreat you; when you do decide to spend you hard earned and too-far-stretched money on an evenings’ Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You!entertainment, please give first consideration to attending a live theatrical production.

Hollywood will survive this economic slump, and so will most nightclubs, but your favorite theater or performing troupe may not. Especially the grass roots organizations and the independently produced shows.

All the movies you may wish to see will be cheaper when viewed on Pay-Per-View or through Netflix. You can just as easily see a film a year from now as you can this week. A cocktail at the Footlight Theatre costs less than a bag of popcorn at the movies. The Cineplex will survive. The movie will be available in some form forever. But a live show in Orlando has a rather short window of opportunity, both for you to experience it, as well as for the usually fledgling troupe to recoup their production costs.

So please – when you are able to do so – choose live theater.

Mark Baratelli has been cast in the role of "Herod" in the National Tour of "Jesus Christ Superstar".And speaking of live theater, I am so very happy to report that Orlando’s own Mark Baratelli has been cast in the role of "Herod" in the National Tour of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Rehearsals start Oct 30 and the tour runs mid-November 2008 through July 2009. While the tour does not come through Orlando it does come close. You can catch Mark (and John and Luke and Paul) in the following Florida venues in March of 2009:

Van Wezel Hall      Sarasota         March 24th

Peabody Hall      Daytona Beach     March 25th

Saenger Theatre  Pensacola     March 26th
 
Ruth Eckerd Hall  Clearwater     March 28th

King Center      Melbourne      March 29th

I will run this information again after the first of the year. In meantime, I wish to offer my sincere congrats to this very talented Pumpkin.

For the complete nationwide Superstar schedule, please log onto: http://www.thejcstour.com/schedule.html

Also, Mark’s arts and cultural blog has some really great snaps of the new TKTS booth in Times Square. Here's one:

Click here to see moer of Mark's photos!

>From its former dilapidated construction trailer-turned-box office, the popular TKTS booth has sold more than 26 million half price/same day tickets to fill otherwise empty theater seats while at the same time making attending a Broadway show more affordable and more accessible to a broader cross section of people. Since it’s inception in the early 1970’s the TKTS booth has generated more than 1 billion dollars in ticket revenue.

The new booth, which opened just yesterday (Thursday, October 16th) amid great fanfare, features 12 windows and sports a rooftop of 27 all-glass steps on which people may sit and and take in the ongoing show that is Times Square. At night the red translucent steps are illuminated from beneath, resulting in a fabulous and appropriately flashy new landmark for Broadway.

For those of you familiar with TKTS, here’s the best news; the once “cash-only” ticketing service now accepts credit cards!  So does the WANZIE.com online box office, by the way, so why not log onto it right now and purchase a ticket to a live theatrical event happening right here Central Florida this very weekend. You may also scroll back up and check out THE WORLD IN BRIEF section for information on how to order tickets for shows being put on by friends of the gram for which sales may not be available from our box office. If you’re really broke; check out the FREE play readings listed in
THE WORLD IN BRIEF. But please…

…Attend the THEATER!

I’m Wanzie and That’s all I Wrote!


WANZIE!


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