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MP3/MP4 Digital Media Player

Tonight

Wanzie, Doug Fish, Kelly Richards and Miss Sammy
Invite you to sing for your chance to win the 
 
 Holiday Prize Basket Valued at $300
 including the fabulous digital media player pictured above!

Every singer receives a Free Raffle Ticket!

Need not be present to win

Attending the theater tonight?

No problem

Join the party early

Kelly will be at the Keyboards promptly at 6PM

Plenty of time for a couple of libations or three
prior to going to the theater

Plenty of time to sing to win

Annual Holiday Piano Lounge
Sing-A-Long  & Open Mic Party

Featuring Susan's Holiday Nosh

TONIGHT - FRIDAY DECEMBER 18

6PM - 9PM

Footlight Lounge
The Parliament House

 
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Welcome!

 

Good Morning!

 

This is how we do snow in Orlando:

 
 

Picture posted on Wednesday, December 16th with a High of 81 degrees. Skies: Sunny. Warm waters and delightfully cooling breezes at Blizzard Beach.

 

Aren't you glad you live in Florida?

 

For those subscribers who do not; we're sorry for your bad luck.

Box Office Quick Links

 

 
In This Edition
Holiday Hiatus Advisory
Piano Lounge Holiday Party
Jesse Lenoir to Hit The Runway!
Now on Sale in our Box Office
Coming Attractions
A Note from Wanzie
Quick Links
A Look Back in Time!
 

PLEASE BE ADVISED

 

Please be advised that as of this edition of the WANZeGRAM the entire WANZeGRAM staff is on semi-hiatus for the holidays. No, we didn't forget to post the Short Takes, My Two Cents, We've Got Mail, and World In Brief Sections; We're just not including those sections for three editions, today inclusive.

 

Your WANZeGRAMs on Friday December 25, 2009 and on January 1, 2010 will still be worth opening because they will contain exciting Box Office news and updates. But we will not be posting many of our usual sections, and feature articles will be limited to those, which are WANZIE.com online box office advisories only.

 

Any press information received during this time, will not appear until the WANZeGRAM of Friday, January 8, 2010.

 

We thank you in advance for indulging us as we take a little break of sorts.

 

From Val, Gary, Jeff, Rich & Wanzie, we wish you the happiest of holiday seasons!

      
SING OUT TONIGHT LOUISE!
 

Admission to Tonight's Annual

Piano Lounge Holiday Party is FREE!

 

Susan's Holiday Nosh has been upgraded this year, despite the recession!

 

FREE Holiday Nosh Buffet:

Roast Turkey Breast, Spiral Ham,
Scallop Potatoes, & Green Beans!

 

First 10 Singers receive a FREE DRINK!

 

Prize for best Holiday Attire

 

Kelly Richards at the Keyboards!

 

Bring your own sheet music or select from Kelly's

 

Don't Sing?   So What.  Come listen, kibitz, mingle, and enjoy!

 

Every person who sings at the mic receives a FREE RAFFLE Ticket to win a Holiday Prize Basket, which includes:

 

Theatre Tickets
DVD's

Gourmet Coffees
Mrs. Fields Chocolates

Holiday Items
Tickets to PH New Years Eve Party
Complimentary Room Night at PH

And.......

 

MP3/MP4 Digital Media Player

 

· Upgraded PE earphone

· Built-in microphone

· 1000 mA rechargeable battery

· Play MP3s

· Play popular digital VIDEO file formats

· Built-in camera - take and view pictures

· FM radio receiver

· 8 GB storage

· 2.8 inch color touchscreen

· USB portable

This 8 GB USB portable MP4 digital media player provides a convenient way to enjoy your music, browse photos, take pictures, watch videos and more, all in a single device! This device comes with the most recent powerful rockchip processor and MP5 firmware. You can play most any AVI, RM, RMVB, FLV, WMV and MP4 video files without the need for conversion. It also organizes your music files into Artist, Album, Genre and style based on ID 3 tag information.

 

What a great prize! (Thank you Doug Fish!)

 

Join your hosts

Doug Fish, Wanzie, and Miss Sammy

In the Footlight Lounge at 6PM this very evening:

 

 

 

Note: There will be no Twisted Sisters Karaoke this evening. Carol Lee is on vocal rest. To get your Miss Sammy fix, catch her co-hosting at tonight's Piano Lounge party.

 

Orlando Hottie Jesse Lenoir to Compete on Project Runway!
 

The seventh season of TV's popular PROJECT RUNWAY will debut on Thursday January 14, 2010 at 8PM on Lifetime. 

 

 

So why do we care?

 

 

We care because WANZeGRAM subscriber, and member in good standing in the Pumpkin Patch - JESSE LENOIR - that cutie patootie Orlando actor you may have enjoyed seeing in The Little Dog Laughed or in Our Town - that Jessie Lenoir - is a contestant on season seven of the fashion-design competition reality show that could see Jesse showing his collection during fashion week in Bryant Park. 

 

We at the WANZeGRAM wish Jessie all the luck in the world, although we are keenly aware that luck has little to do with the outcome of this particular contest.

 

But we at the WANZeGRAM have seen Jesse's design work first hand as he designed all the bridal party gowns for his own wedding. His House of Kilroy has been doing gangbuster biz with silk screening. Jesse is not only a talented designer (and a sweet spirit) he is charming and likeable, and those attributes combined with his eye for design and his ability to fabricate his own designs will combine to serve him well, and he, not being the least bit hard on the eyes, will make for good TV.

 

To find out more about season seven on Project Runway, and to view Jesse's first official Project Runway video (Jesse himself giving a guided tour of his Orlando apartment) simply click on the link provided:

 

 

 
 
 

http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/project-runway

 

We'll be rooting for you Jesse! 

 

Remember to stay sweet.

 

 

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IT WAS STANDING ROOM ONLY ON INDUSTRY NIGHT!

Be Sure To Make a Reservation.

All 3 Shows Thus For Have Sold Out!

 

ONLY TWO SHOWS REMAIN:

 

Tomorrow Night & December 26

 

Coming Attractions:

 
A List of Coming and Ongoing Attractions, which are not featured elsewhere in your current WANZeGRAM
 
Dec. 20 -JAN 3   COMEDY WHERE?HOUSE - PH
Dec. 24 & 25   CHRISTMAS HALIDAZE IN HILLENDALE - Sleuth's
Dec. 31   ABAGAIL - live In Concert - PH
Dec. 31   CHRISTMAS HALIDAZE IN HILLENDALE - Sleuth's
Jan. 9 & 16 BLUE LAGOON THE MUSICAL - Footlight Theater
Jan. 23   JOHNY McGOVERN - Footlight Theater

ONGOING / NOW PLAYING

 

Through Dec. 19 - MICHAEL ANDREW SWINGIN' CHRISTMAS - Plaza Theatre

Through Dec. 20 - The Eight: Reindeer Monologues - Breakthrough Theatre Company
Through Dec. 21 - A Christmas Carol - Theatre Downtown
Through Dec. 20 - The Eight: Reindeer Monologues - Breakthrough Theatre Company

Through Dec. 23 - Every Christmas Story Ever Told - Orlando Shakes
Through Dec 30 - CANDLELIGHT PROCESSIONAL - Epcot
Through January 1 - GRINCHMAS - Islands of Adventure

Through Jan. 1 - MACY'S HOLIDAY PARADE - Universal Studios Florida

Through Jan. 3 - CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION: POLAR EXPRESS, ICE SKATING SHOW, SESAME STREET CHRISTMAS, Etc. - Sea World

Through Jan. 3 TIANA'S SHOWBOAT JUBILEE - Magic Kingdom
Through Jan. 4 - OSBOURNE FAMILY LIGHTS - Disney/Hollywood Studios

Wednesdays - BEACH BLANKET BINGO - PH
Sundays - BRUNCH - Funky Monkey Wine Company
 

MAGIC KINGDOM HOLIDAY-HOURS OF OPERATION

 

Dec. 18:            9AM - 8  PM

Dec. 19:            9AM - 1  AM

Dec. 20 - 23:    9AM - 11 PM

Dec. 24:            9AM - 12 AM

Dec. 25:            8AM - 1  AM

Dec. 26 & 27:    8AM - 12 AM

Dec. 28 & 29:    8AM -  1 AM

Dec. 30:            8AM - 12 AM

Dec. 31:            8AM - 2 AM

Jan. 1:              8AM - 1 AM

Jan. 2:              8AM - 12 AM

Jan. 3:              9AM - 10 PM

A Note From Wanzie:
 
How excited are Kenny and I to be presenting Gay Pimp and darling music video guru of You Tube - JONNY McGOVERN at the Footlight Theatre in January?
 VERY! 

 
 

If per chance you are not acquainted with Jonny McGovern you need only log onto his pink and purple web site to meet him:

http://gaypimp.com

 

Or

Just type his name into the search box on You Tube. Note: there is no "h" in "Jonny."

Or

Just ask Jody Goosetree or Misty Hutt about Jonny. They are coo coo crazy for the antics of Mr. McGovern and have traveled far and wide to see him.

Actually, you may have already enjoyed Jonny's comedic talents without even realizing it. He's a regular cast member of Logo's Big Gay Sketch Show. (He has just signed on for another season.)

Gay pop superstar, TV personality, and nightlife legend, "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern blazed onto the New York scene in 2000 with his satirical mix of his character comedy and dirty gay hits and his fire continues to burn bright.

Jonny produced his debut album Dirty Gay Hits in collaboration with IDM producer, Secret Agent Gel. Together they crafted a collection of Gay Pimp themed songs such as Soccer Practice, Lookin' Cute/Feelin' Cute, and Hey Lil' Raver Boi. Jonny then created a dirty gay teen pop style nightclub act with a bevy of soccer/raver boi dancers, a gay rapper, and fierce drag queens workin' the runway. Jonny headlined all over Manhattan including Homocorps at the legendary CBGB's, Joe's Pub, Splash Bar NY, LUXX and opened for Peaches and Chicks on Speed at The Electro Clash Festival as well as at his own white hot parties such as Boys Gone Wild and The Rambles at The Park.

The Gay Pimp became an Internet and international phenomenon. Teaming up with Broadway veteran Richard Jay-Alexander (Les Miz, Bette Midler's Kiss My Brass tour) and Director Peter Martinez, Jonny created a video for Soccer Practice which debuted in the top five of the National Video Club chart and was downloaded over 2.2 million times from GayPimp.com as well as getting play on MTV Europe and MTV Asia. Jonny also toured nightclubs around the country as Gay Pimp and headlined the legendary Caroline's On Broadway in his own stand-up comedy/music/variety show, You Go, Gay.

Jonny broke into TV with several high profile gigs. Comedy Central's Out On The Edge, hosted by Alan Cumming brought Jonny's Gay Pimp revue to a national TV audience. For an entire season, Ricki Lake highlighted his comedy and solidified his status as a ghetto superstar. He then began a long string of appearances on VH1, first being profiled on Totally Gayer and then starring on My Coolest Years. Jonny also released another smash music video Lookin' Cute/Feelin' Cute and toured Japan. In January 2006, Jonny conquered another format with his weekly podcast Gay Pimpin' with Jonny McGovern, the most popular gay/weekly/comedy show on iTunes.

Jonny continues his gay world domination with This Is NYC Bitch: The East Village Mixtape, which has him producing new artists including the tranny rap supergroup La'Mady, ball queen MECCA, Peppermint Gummybear, Tranzcore rocker Linda James and his new side group TEAM PIMP. Along with business partner and podcast co-host Martín Beauchamp, he has started a new record label, Gay/Nerd Music on which he is releasing his long awaited CD Gays Gone Wild. He is also a cast member of the new sketch comedy show The Big Gay Sketch Show produced by Rosie O'Donnell for the LOGO television network.

Jonny will be giving a very affordably-priced solo performance at the Parliament House in January, where he will combine live singing of some of his greatest hits with his very gay pimpish style of stand up comedy.

This One-Night-Only Event will take place on Saturday evening, January 23, 2010 at the Footlight Theatre. Tickets are only $20!

WANZeGRAM subscribers may Select-A-Seat Now before tickets go on sale to the general public.

 

 

 

Congratulations go out to ELIZABETH MURFF on being cast in the tile role of DRIVING MISS DAISY being presented at the Garden Theatre in February. In the meantime you can catch Miss Murff in the Grinchmas show at Islands of Adventure along with Scott Carter.

Also making the scene at Islands of Adventure this year is one Ms. Klyla Swanberg - who is having a ball working as a walk-around atmosphere WHO, roaming through Seuss Landing now through January 1, 2010. Klyla's daddy, Joe, can still be seen as Mr. Peekaboo in the Barney show at neighboring Universal Studios theme park.
 
Which reminds me to apologize to Billy Sisco.
 

Billy works alongside Joe Swanberg performing the title character/dinosaur in the A DAY IN THE PARK WITH BARNEY show at the Studios. In a previous gram I wrongly referenced Billy as playing Baby Bop. Apparently Baby Bob is played by a midget and Billy would like everyone to know that he is not a midget.

Now you know.

 

Seems our official staff photographer made the White House Christmas Card list this year: 

Only two shows left of our Glittering A Christmas Carol. Tomorrow night and the day after Christmas. If you haven't seen it, we can scarcely imagine that you wouldn't turn your life upside down to get to one of these two last performances. 

 
There will be no A NOTE FROM WANZIE in the next two editions of the WANZeGRAM while my staff and I make a Christmas gift of a little extra time to ourselves over the holidays.
 
 

I love and appreciate Val and Gary and Jeff and Rich, and I am so grateful to them for making this Gram, the WANZIE.com website, and our Online Box Office possible.

I am thankful to all of you who subscribe to, and read, the gram.

And I am especially thankful to all of those who patronize our shows throughout the year and our fabulous show sponsors such as David Dorman, The Parliament House, 903 Mills Market and many others.

I am thankful to my partner in crime- Kenny Howard - of whom I am so proud as he maintains an A average at his little "skewel' this year. And also to Drew Sizemore for all of his ongoing on-site assistance.

I'm thankful to my regular troupe of performers, especially my ongoing performing partners DOUG and Miss Sammy. (We miss you Tommy!)

I'm thankful to Matthew Arter for being so good at who he does and giving me the inspiration to write our current production.

I'm thankful for the Footlight Theatre and for the trust Don and Susan put in me to keep it going.

I'm thankful for Marcy Singhaus and D2 Productions for always being there when I need them.

I'm thankful for Glee-Hab.

I'm thankful that Barry Miller who, among so many other things, has created the Smart Car Raffle and I ask that those of you who are of the praying kind, pray for me to win that car on December 27th.  (If you would rather win it yourself, you have only until the 23rd to stop by Orlando Shakes or The Closing agent to buy your ticket.) Just don't be mad when I win.

I'm thankful I live in Orlando and not in a state that requires snow plowing.

I'm thankful my sister Judy now lives in Orlando.

I'm thankful to have a roof over my head when so many do not.

I am thankful for my wonderful family of friends.

I am not however, thankful to be single.

All I want for Christmas is a good man.

But, I digress.

Thanks for being out there and for being a part of the WANZeGRAM family.

May your Holiday season be a festive one!

Peace

 

 

 

 
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